part 349 heart shaped chocolates

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Re: +300

[hrette]

I DID NOT!! YOU CALLED ME A MAN!! [HE'S ONLY JEALOUS BECAUSE HE IS NOT A PRETTY GIRL]

AND I AM NOT UGLY, UGLY, ARE YOU BLIND AND A BEGGAR?!!

You look like you belong on display in the public square with that hair cut! Did you let the other blind beggars groom you, hmm?! YOU--OOH!! BE QUIET!! SHUT UP!! [COVERS HER EARS]

YOU CAN'T HAVE AN UNGARN OR AN ITALIEN, I HAVE THEM! FURTHERMORE, YOU UTTER IDIOT, YOU'RE MIXING UP THEIR GENDER UP ALL WRONG!! UNGARN IS A GREAT, HANDSOME MAN AND ITALIEN IS THE SAME!! DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME UGLY AGAIN, I'LL HIT YOU! I SWEAR!! [KICKS HER FEET AT YOU, NOT CARING IF YOU SEE HER FLOOFY UNDERGARMENTS]

If you don't apologize, I'll scream! I'll scream and have you skinned! A boy holds no weight against a girl, so you had better bow to me, you had better bow and ask the mercy of The Holy Roman Empire, and beg for my forgiveness!

Re: +300

[gelehrt]

[HDU HE IS A STRONG INDEPENDENT EMPIRE WHO DON'T NEED NOT BEING A WOMAN]

I'M NOT BLIND I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH OF WHAT I SEE AND I SEE YOU'RE UGLY!!!!!

I CAN HAS ALL THE UNGARN AND ITALIENS BECAUSE I DO!!! AND THEY ARE GIRLS!!!! UNGARN IS PRETTY AND HAS FLOWERS IN HER HAIR AND BEATS MY BROTHER PRUSSIA PRETTY OFTEN!!! AND ITALIEN IS REALLY PRETTY AND WEARS A DRESS, STUPID!!!

[STARTS FLAILING HIS ARMS AT. IF SHE WANTS TO FIGHT HE'LL FIGHT]

AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING AND YOU CAN'T BE THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! I AM THE GLORIOUS HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! You should be the one bowing to my magnificence!

PUNCHES NOTIFS inthe face

[hrette]

[OPENS HER MOUTH TO SCREAM AND INSULT BACK]


[but then shuts it at you saying you're her.]



[which you are obviously not]



[because she is herself and there CAN ONLY BE ONE]



[that can only mean one thing]





You're addled. And arrogant, to think you're me! I won't concern myself with you anymore! [getting to her feet, and brushing out her robes and straightening out her hat and hair and frillyness]

You don't need to bow, I feel sorry for you! I hope you meet a quick end so you don't have live being so stupid and ugly and beastly, leper! Good bye! [Excuse her, stepping over you like you are dirt]

likewise

[gelehrt]

...Your mom is addl--

[Stepped on]

[Do you hear that? That's the sound of never ending screeching as his blood boils because YOU DARED TO STEP ON HIM]

[Next time he will probably fling poo at you]