aphanon_meme | part 352 may flowers and showers

part 352 may flowers and showers

Hey meme... it's ~~gonna be~~ May! Which means it's spring for many people! Or, it should be, if the weather would decide to cooperate. I've been wanting to plant my jalapenos outside but it keeps getting randomly cold... I just want spicy peppers, weather! I mean come on.

Anyway. At least it's not snowing. Or eternally Halloween. If you know what I mean.

Enjoy part 352!

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[brush, brush!! she's an expert hair brusher thanks to all of her hair, she'll have you know!]

But I only speak English to cute anons like you!! And Amerika!

[does she have a degree in brushing though?]

I knowww! I'm saying, cause, you don't know what it is, that you're weird! So it's a weird Prussia thing!

[No...but she has 313 years of experience!!]

I bet more people don't know what it is that do, it's a weird English thing!

I bet a million chocolate coins that more people do know what it is!

[wiggles head]

Make sure to get all the knots!

I bet you don't even have a million chocolate coins!!!

[holds still, stop that she's brushing here!!]

Why do you freaking have knots!? Don't you take care of yourself!!?

I bet a million of them that I do!

[leans her head back]

Yea!! Just! Sometimes I forget the knots cause it takes to long! Plus you probably made em when you ruffled my hair! [or not]

Do not!! Prove it!!

Hair ruffling won't make knots! You have to take good care of your hair anon, or else it all gets shaved off!!

They're at my house!

[!!!!!!!!!!]

You can't shave my head!!!

It won't be me!! The hair monster who lives in knots will do it!

... There's no hair monster that lives in knots.

[gaaaaasp]

You mean you've never heard of him!?

[PRUSSIA NO]

... You're fibbing! Monsters aren't real!

except for closet monsters, anyways.

They are!!! And naughty girls who don't take care of their hair meet the hair monster when their knots grow really big and he shaves their hair off!!!

Nuh... nuh uh! It's not in any book I read!

[Prussia. Prussia no. ;A;]

S-Sides, my knots don't get that big!

He's really really real!! Why do you think my too cute little sister has such short hair compared to me and Österreich? She didn't listen to her smart as a little bird big sister and bam!! The hair monster appeared!!! And now she keeps it short because he was so scary!!

[Prussia yes. Brush, brush~]

You don't want that to happen to you, do you?

[SCARRING CHILDREN WITH MONSTER STORIES IS NOT NICE]

Nuh... that's not... you're just...

[;AAAAAAAA;]

No! Get all the knots out, hurry hurry!!!

[BUT IT TEACHES THEM TO BRUSH THEIR HAIR PROPERLY]

I'm brushing, I'm brushing!! But you have to brush properly from now on!

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bed for me! thanks for the thread!

sleep tight don't let the hair monster bite <3