aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-05-07 12:56 am

part 352 may flowers and showers

Hey meme... it's gonna be May! Which means it's spring for many people! Or, it should be, if the weather would decide to cooperate. I've been wanting to plant my jalapenos outside but it keeps getting randomly cold... I just want spicy peppers, weather! I mean come on.

Anyway. At least it's not snowing. Or eternally Halloween. If you know what I mean.

Enjoy part 352!

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wild_kuken: (Fucking Frenchie)

Re: Wonderful! ;3;

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-05-18 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[How dare you she needs those hooker boots to pretend to be tall!! Though under different circumstances she would agree persistence is a virtue, which is why she does the incredibly stupid thing of reaching for the tentacle with her hands and tries pulling it away.]

I said fuck off already!!

Tentacle has to go to bed :/ Anyone else want to take over?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-18 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[briefly recoils from being grabbed, then GRABS BACK]

[twines around your wrist and pins it to the floor]

[meanwhile, first tentacle is slithering curiously upwards and under this funny fabric thing]
wild_kuken: (My Feathers Aren't Ruffled GDI)

Good night tentacle! New tentacles welcome :3

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-05-18 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow!!

[Was not expecting that! Tugs hopelessly with her pinned arm, still wriggling and kicking her legs as much as she can.]

C-Come on, I'll give you candy!! There's some in my pocket okay?

/new tentacle (for a little bit!)

(Anonymous) 2014-05-18 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[o what a good idea!]

[slithers a new tentacle up your pants, soft and tickley, before moving into your pocket and wiggling around]
wild_kuken: (Whaaaaaa?)

welcome \o/

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-05-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no, not tickley! Tries to hold back snorts of laughter.]

P-Pffttt...th-there...see? So you can let go now okay?

\o

(Anonymous) 2014-05-18 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[but those snorty noises are so cute]

[the tentacle in your pocket pulls out, and pauses for a moment, as if thinking what to do next--before pushing itself under the waistband of your pants and slithering down your leg]
wild_kuken: (SCREAM)

Re: \o

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-05-18 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
W-Woah!! HEY!! There's no candy in there!!

[Well you get some more of them, along with desperate wiggling, though it's not easy with one arm pinned and her legs being held.]

(Anonymous) 2014-05-18 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[cute, cute]

[keeps holding you--wouldn't want you to get away!]

[the tentacle having fun in your pants is joined by another down the other leg, as a third begins fiddling with the zipper]
wild_kuken: (My Feathers Aren't Ruffled GDI)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-05-18 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnggh!! Get out!! W-WEEEESSSSTTT!!!


[Oh no double the tickles!! But with all those tentacles focused on holding her down she has no chance to escape, and she bites her lip in frustration. Will tentacles even appreciate her super cute chicky panties?]

(Anonymous) 2014-05-18 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[oop, shh shh!]

[one of the tentacles on your legs gives a quick thwack to your thigh when you yell]

[aaand the tentacle on your zipper successfully pulls it down, and starts to tug your pants down your thighs]
wild_kuken: (Grr Argh)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-05-18 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[HISSES at that, ow, and tries to squeeze her thighs together.]

You son of a bitch...!

[Well it's now or never with her free hand, and she reaches down to try to tug her pants back up. You didn't even take her out to dinner you selfish thing you!!]

(Anonymous) 2014-05-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[not nice, not nice at all! maybe they'd take you out to dinner if you weren't such a potty mouth!]

[!!!]

[the tentacles inside your pants are a bit freaked out by this unplanned movement, and struggle to free themselves--oops, ripping your pants at the leg steams in the process!]
wild_kuken: (fick dich Ungarn)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-05-18 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well surely you didn't expect her to just lie back and take it did you!?]

Aaaahhh!!!! My pants!! You little bastard, how the hell am I supposed to explain this to West!?

[Distracted by ranting angrily at you, there's no room for new clothes in Germany's budget she's gonna get in trouble!!]

\o off to bed, new tentacle take their place!

(Anonymous) 2014-05-18 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[maybe!]

[as long as you're distracted--the tentacles that oops, ripped your pants make neat work of tearing away the rest of the fabric]

[and, while they think about it, they decide they may as well do away with that silly shirt on your chest too and slither under it, heading towards your shoulders]
wild_kuken: (Fucking Frenchie)

Good night tentacle! o/

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-05-18 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thoroughly distracted, ranting and raving, and kicking her legs when possible until those tentacles go up her shirt.]

Oy!!!

[And now she's yanking hard with her free hand, trying to pull them away! What do you have against her clothes!?]