part 352 may flowers and showers

[aphanon_meme]

Hey meme... it's gonna be May! Which means it's spring for many people! Or, it should be, if the weather would decide to cooperate. I've been wanting to plant my jalapenos outside but it keeps getting randomly cold... I just want spicy peppers, weather! I mean come on.

Anyway. At least it's not snowing. Or eternally Halloween. If you know what I mean.

Enjoy part 352!

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Re: +900000!!

[lepetitcorse]

You're just angry because Frédéric le Grand was more interested in pretty young soldiers holding riffles suggestively and desperately trying to bed Voltaire than in you. I would say that you're the one with an unrequited boner, but we both know that it's not quite biologically possible, sadly enough for you <3.

Re: +900000!!

[frausuumcuique]

Aahh, are we throwing another tantrum over being born in the wrong era again? Jealous you couldn't be Voltaire perhaps?

Keh, count yourself lucky that unlike your fucking perv of a nation I don't touch the bosses, or I'd show you how undesirable a dick really is.

[feints at kicking between the legs, honestly who would want to be a man eugh.]

Re: +900000!!

[lepetitcorse]

I don't know if I'm more turned off by German or by sodomy.

[Thank God Marie-Louise speaks French!]

And it seems like every great man has to have a weakness! God save cher Frédéric's soul, for he was a great man but sadly enough a Prussian in blood and most probably a homosexual in mind!

Re: +900000!!

[frausuumcuique]

[As did Fritz, so much so he was better at French than German, much to Prussia's eternal frustration. But she snorts at 'probably a homosexual', dude, you have no idea.]

Oh damn, sorry for killing your hard-on Kaiser Napoleon, I'd indulge you but I find French is only useful for talking to street whores!

It's been great catching up though, short stuff. But the awesome me has an Empire to raise, and a certain smug bitch to bring to her knees. But don't worry, I promise I'll be gentle with Frankreich...after I make Elsaß-Lothringen mine of course, kesesesesese!!!

Re: +900000!!

[lepetitcorse]

I'M NOT SHORT. I'M OF AVERAGE HEIGHT. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU KINGS AND ARISTOCRATS GOT PROPER NUTRITION AS CHILDREN UNLIKE ME.

[Breathes]

I'm sure France will kick your ass once again, one way or another! You can't defeat the power of French Enlightenment and Republicanism! WE WILL MEET AGAIN, PRUSSIA!