part 352 may flowers and showers

[aphanon_meme]

Hey meme... it's gonna be May! Which means it's spring for many people! Or, it should be, if the weather would decide to cooperate. I've been wanting to plant my jalapenos outside but it keeps getting randomly cold... I just want spicy peppers, weather! I mean come on.

Anyway. At least it's not snowing. Or eternally Halloween. If you know what I mean.

Enjoy part 352!

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Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[wild_kuken]

No way! I've met teen you, they barely make you West's height!!


I don't have Dobby feet!!! Unless you have fat fucking Hobbit feet I'm sure you could squeeze in enough to walk a little bit!

Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[dererste]

Teen me?! Which?! I'll be sure to give you an award for most specific later!! If I wasn't damn tall, I wasn't wearing the right heels!! [Folds his arms across his chest YOU KNOW NOTHING]


AND LIKE HELL YOU DON'T, DOBBY FEET!! Women's and men's sizes are polar opposites!! Squeezing into your mangled shoes will send the gazelle legged me straight to the hospital, I REFUSE!!

Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[wild_kuken]

From when Fritz was our boss!! I can't imagine you being in anything but your best in front of the Old Man so I'm pretty sure you were, heh. [Not in this continuity, but Brandy has told her things about you in heels mister.]

Not all of us are porcelain dolls like your girlfriend!! But I don't blame you for being scared, kesesese!!

Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[dererste]

If my Old Man isn't around, then the smoking hot with the flames of youth me is just as likely to be riding around stark fuckin' naked, so point null!!! [Brandy needs to have citations and hard evidence before Gilbert will admit that anything he says is true. SNORTS AT THE WORD GIRLFRIEND. SNORTS]


KESESSESESESE!! And a damn shame that is, you she-hulk! [A PAUSE]


[A LONG PAUSE]


[WHAT DID YOU SAY]


B-But Oi!! I'm not fuckin' scared--Take it back, Rapunzel!! I'm not scared!!!

Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[wild_kuken]

Too drunk to remember where you put your uniform more like!! [Laaaaughs because that dude was such a temperamental brat she can't picture that being hot at all. What reason could Brandy possibly have to lie to her?]

Oh yesss I'm just so freaking broken up about not being your type!

[YOU HEARD HER]

I dunno.... [You knowing how to make her tick means she knows how to make you tick too~]

Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[dererste]

YEAH!! And you the damn same as me!! So, save your tears for your pillow, Miss only spoiled little adolescent looking men want me!! [BUH BUH BUH BURRRNNNNNN. Bran is the most passive aggressive piece of shit in the family, WHAT REASON INDEED]


AND DON'T FUCKIN' "I DUNNO" ME!! TAKE IT BACK!! [This is not fair he's dumb and will trump around in heels like a boss just to make a fucking point]

Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[wild_kuken]

Adolescent looking? That sure is a funny thing to say about a guy who has a bigger dick than you!! Ah, but I guess I should be proud of you, men always get so freaking emotional about that issue! [BURNS RIGHT BACK come now he can't possibly be the most PA.]

But look you're starting to sweat! It's a sign of fear!! [That's exactly what she wants to see though!]

Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[dererste]

EH?!!! Bigger dick?!! PSH!! Like fucking hell!! Thin, skinny, long and pathetic doesn't mean bigger, you know!! Besides, when have you ever seen mine to compare, hah?! Get the hell out of here!! [NOT LETTING THAT RUFFLE HIM beCAUSE HE CAN'T ACTUALLY RECALL EVER REALLY MEASURING HIMSELF AGAINST RODERICH, BUT BY GOD IS HE GOING TO CHECK THAT SHIT]

I'm not fuckin' sweating at all!! In fact, it's just fucking too hot in this thread and I have something to go buy, so excuse me!! I'll be back shortly to make you eat your damn words!! [off he goes, good bye]

Re: ITT: Your headcanon on which Hetalia dudes could rock high heels

[wild_kuken]

If you say so~ [Sing song voice because men and their egos about their dicks AMUSE HER ENDLESSLY. To be honest she doesn't really care besides neither of you compare to Mangary anyway so...]

If it's under 5 inches it doesn't count!!! [waves you off, heeeeee she can't wait!]