part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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oh lord

[daheroyoudserve]

Wh-wha- hey! I don't want to wank off in front of everyone!

Re: American Culture 101

[(Anonymous)]

excuse me it's not tornadoes it's SHARKNADOES. get your facts straight.

Re: American Culture 101

[(Anonymous)]

I do love to eat mustard and salad dressing on my marshmallows while headbanging to songs sung by fat rock n' roll stars...

[(Anonymous)]

[smiles gently OH AMERICA]

I know, there was that time you went for a whole 45 seconds!

[(Anonymous)]

I think your partners might have the opposite opinion, there

[(Anonymous)]

Germany

America just challenged you to a wank-off. The rules are simple. Start masturbating. You get a penalty if you go too slow or pause. Whoever comes first loses.

And you can't use any aids like pictures of Prussia's hairy balls to keep from coming.

[iceandheather]

[Looks upthread]

[And at what America replied to]

Brought this on yerself, y'know.

Re: American Culture 101

[(Anonymous)]

Some of these make no sense to me and I'm American.

I don't know about other areas of the US, but most in my area would say having a mustache makes a man look like a pedo. Not just comics, but specifically Marvel comics? And other cultures don't eat meat???

Re: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=4577876

[frausuumcuique]

[It could be a moment of bonding or something if she weren't offended by your concern. Did he not hear the part where she broke his jaw, trust her she's in no danger of that. She might be a puppy compared to you but in her own time she's not to be trifled with.]

Yeah, the same idiot who's gone and proposed to Austria. That's how we met actually, kesesese and you should have seen him when I was dragging him to my place by his bloody ear!! It's men who think they can scare women so easily who should be careful, and he was shit at that too, he wasn't even har- [Blinks, at your outrage. What did she do? This is how she and her men talk in the bars after a few pints, and in the barracks/military academy between drills, and in the tents before battle, and after battle!! You do that too don't you?]

Sorry old Gil, is that your fingering hand? [But she frees it because beer. Look on the bright side, alcohol is a depressant so she really will calm down if you give her enough.]

What? Don't fucking look at me like that, nut up if you have something to say.

Re: American Culture 101

[(Anonymous)]

well we do love meat a lot? but i think it would've made more sense to specify steak, or bbq, or even like "meat and potatoes"

the one that's stumping me is salad dressing. i don't think we have any special salad dressings that we're known for. ranch, maybe?

and yeah everybody hates mustaches in modern america. maybe they're thinking of 70s america, or characters from old westerns.

Re: American Culture 101

[(Anonymous)]

they were written by a class of korean students learning english so

Re: oh lord

[(Anonymous)]

Oh America you're such a kidder. You won't have to wank off in front of everyone. Just in front of me as the official arbiter and Germany.

[daheroyoudserve]

...Just go watch your soccer.

[daheroyoudserve]

You don't even know who my partners are!

[dererste]

[WHat the hell is this post]


[wHAT ABOUT HIS BALLS]


[DOES HE NEED TO SPANK SOME YOUNG DRUNK PEOPLE TONIGHT]

[(Anonymous)]

Football*

Re: oh lord

[daheroyoudserve]

...Whatever! It's not like he'd ever agree to do that anyway!

[daheroyoudserve]

I was just defending my honor!

[daheroyoudserve]

[Who said anything about being drunk?]

[iceandheather]

[Raises an eyebrow]

An' look where that got you.

[daheroyoudserve]

Soccer*

[(Anonymous)]

*Football!

[daheroyoudserve]

You're not helping matters any.

[(Anonymous)]

[DOES HE NEED TO SPANK SOME YOUNG DRUNK PEOPLE TONIGHT]

[YES]

[(Anonymous)]

Your balls are wrinkly and saggy and hairy.

I'm guessing because they're so tiny I can't see them. And that's coming from a tiny spider creature.