part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Comments

[dererste]

[WHat the hell is this post]


[wHAT ABOUT HIS BALLS]


[DOES HE NEED TO SPANK SOME YOUNG DRUNK PEOPLE TONIGHT]

[daheroyoudserve]

[Who said anything about being drunk?]

[dererste]

[YOU BETTER NOT BE DRUNK AND PREYING ON HIS LITTLE BROTHER]

[daheroyoudserve]

[HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM DRUNK? NO. BECAUSE HE'S NOT ENGLAND.]

[dererste]

[THIS IS A SOLID POINT, HE CAN'T RECALL. IT'S BEEN A WHILE


BUT GESTURES THAT HIS EYES ARE ON YOU ANYWAY]


[HE IS THE DESIGNATED SOBER ADULT TODAY]


[DO THE CRIME, DO THE TIME, BITCH]

[(Anonymous)]

[DOES HE NEED TO SPANK SOME YOUNG DRUNK PEOPLE TONIGHT]

[YES]

[dererste]

[LIES IN WAIT THEN]

[(Anonymous)]

Your balls are wrinkly and saggy and hairy.

I'm guessing because they're so tiny I can't see them. And that's coming from a tiny spider creature.

[dererste]

Uh-huh, projecting on me as usual, hah?

[(Anonymous)]

Prussia, Prussia!

Is it true Germany has a lot of stamina when he masturbates?

[dererste]

[Raises his eyebrows and leeeaaans really close into you]

Say that again? [Threatening voice]

[(Anonymous)]

/shouts

DOES. GERMANY. HAVE. A. LOT. OF. STAMINA. WHEN. HE. MASTURBATES?

[dererste]

[WHOAH WHOAH WWHOAH SLAPS A HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH BEFORE ANYONE HEARS YOU]

SSSSHHH!!!! D-Didn't Mama and Papa teach you not to ask those sort of questions, hah?!

[(Anonymous)]

Leggo!

Did yours?

[dererste]

Shut the hell up and I'll consider it!!


And they did!!



Sorta!! Doesn't matter, mine are dead!!

[(Anonymous)]

I think they meant they don't want to let America or Germany masturbate to pictures of your balls, which I'm sure are fantastic?

i misread that and replied in a terrible way that suggested his balls werent fantastic oh my god

[dererste]

THEY ARE!! But no one is masturbating in public with or without my balls!!

LMAO

[(Anonymous)]

Hey now, it's 2014, man! Don't be such a prude! Especially with those knockers!

SCANDALOUSSS

[dererste]

...

...

...

....Hmph!! Listen, kid, It's a damn Monday, on a work week. Football matches don't mean we can forget about tomorrow!! So the answer is no! ABSOLUTELY NOT! Being responsible is not being a damn prude! Besides, I'm the designated sober one today! I'm on fucking important Duty!! That's damn gross and illegal!! West would join a priesthood if he ever got goaded into doing stupid shit like that, as the big brother to my nation's future, I can't let that happen, so no!

End of the discussion!! Leave the kids alone, is that clear?!

OOoooOOoo

[(Anonymous)]

[frowny face frowwwwwwwny face :(]

I thought you were cool... but now I know... you're just a fuddy duddy.

Re: OOoooOOoo

[dererste]

Y-YOU--TAKE THAT BACK!! FOR TODAY ONLY!! ONLY TODAY!! I'M STILL COOL!! Just even the flawlessly fun me has to have fuddy duddy days, alright?!

Re: OOoooOOoo

[(Anonymous)]

How can I take it back? You're being so... uptight! And the opposite of fun!

[GASP]

Just... like England!

Re: OOoooOOoo

[dererste]

AM NOT!! DAMN IT, I AM NOT!!!


THERE'S LIMITS TO FUN!!! HAVE A FUCKING SUPER SOAKER OFF WITH WATER GUNS INSTEAD OF MY LITTLE BROTHER'S AND GOD DAMN FUCKING PROTEGE'S DICKS!!

Re: OOoooOOoo

[(Anonymous)]

Supersoakers?

Hmmmm that might be a good idea, their pants would get all wet and, well you know.

[dick bumps]

[(Anonymous)]

I meant it's not fair if they keep from coming by looking at disgusting pictures.