aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!

[TACKLES]
dererste: (a-ah that please)

smacks DW for not showing me this tag wtf

[personal profile] dererste 2014-06-16 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hoooooh. [WOW. Winces. Er. that's no good. Makes a note to smack around his younger self for a while about LIMITS ]

Impressive!! Some shit doesn't change. Listen, take care of him carefully okay? Like you'd do your little West!! Do your duty, if you're so insistent on being the big sister. [Aka don't break anything of his yougner self, okay? okay.]

It is, now let the hell go-- Danke![HEAD PATS FOR YOU, and then he just takes a long swig from his bottle and hands you his half gone beer because he doesn't think it's good form to give you too little alcohol that you make bad decisions or too much so that you pass out somewhere. Just enough for a nice buzz.]

Here you go! And nothing!! Just that the naughty just like a little crow me knows about Post-Bran shit, first time drinking undiluted wine like a real adult sort of shit, so don't play coy, kesesese!! Just like when we were little and none of the other big shots would let us romp with them, if you're feeling left out of their playtime, start your own damn game!! [hE'S CLUELESS and just thinks you're feeling whiny over losing your plaything in lottie. But it's an interesting ploy isn't it, wonder what will happen if Lottie sees you chasing Roddy.]
Edited 2014-06-16 23:14 (UTC)
dererste: (........?)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-06-16 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut the hell up and I'll consider it!!


And they did!!



Sorta!! Doesn't matter, mine are dead!!
Edited 2014-06-16 23:15 (UTC)

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Memers you wanna meet irl

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
you forgot your ITT

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they meant they don't want to let America or Germany masturbate to pictures of your balls, which I'm sure are fantastic?
dererste: (gahh listen up)

i misread that and replied in a terrible way that suggested his balls werent fantastic oh my god

[personal profile] dererste 2014-06-16 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY ARE!! But no one is masturbating in public with or without my balls!!

Re: rpers what are some things you wanna rp

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember when we used to have those mini events? Like drinking something and turning into whatever, or body swap. Anything, really.

LMAO

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey now, it's 2014, man! Don't be such a prude! Especially with those knockers!

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant it's not fair if they keep from coming by looking at disgusting pictures.
dererste: (That's fucking stupid)

SCANDALOUSSS

[personal profile] dererste 2014-06-16 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...

...

...

....Hmph!! Listen, kid, It's a damn Monday, on a work week. Football matches don't mean we can forget about tomorrow!! So the answer is no! ABSOLUTELY NOT! Being responsible is not being a damn prude! Besides, I'm the designated sober one today! I'm on fucking important Duty!! That's damn gross and illegal!! West would join a priesthood if he ever got goaded into doing stupid shit like that, as the big brother to my nation's future, I can't let that happen, so no!

End of the discussion!! Leave the kids alone, is that clear?!

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Mirror, mirror on the wall

Which nation has the best-looking balls?

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to meet the ones I already met again.
daheroyoudserve: (ghosts?)

[personal profile] daheroyoudserve 2014-06-16 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But it was longer than eyes.gif is saying it was!
daheroyoudserve: (challenge accepted)

[personal profile] daheroyoudserve 2014-06-16 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Catches anon and holds in place against the tackle.]

Come on, Anon! You call that a hustle! Let's move! Left right left right! Put some power behind it! How do you expect to get to the superbowl if you're this sluggish in the off season!
frausuumcuique: (Did Someone Say War with France!?)

DW has been naughty lately, send it to bed without dinner

[personal profile] frausuumcuique 2014-06-16 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried, I let him hide at my place when that psycho bitch was chasing him and he fucking bolted as soon as I gave him some privacy. [Aka she's pretty sure it's her fault he's missing so yeah no can do she's gonna kick his ass when she sees him next.]

You really are an old man! [flushes JUST A LITTLE from the head pat, chugging at least half of that remaining beer down in one go. Giving her your left overs is weak!! Though she furrows her brow a bit at the 'advice' because dude you are so far off the mark you're not making sense.]

Did you get drunk on half a glass of beer? Holy shit that's fucking hilarious!!! How about you try again big guy, use little words if you're confusing yourself, kesesesese!! [Not in the slightest. The only thing she wants from Lieselotte is her on her knees kissing her boots, in fact it's almost a compliment that she's trying to get her lands through Gilbert because it means she's admitted she's too weak to take them from Julchen herself. And frankly she'd rather surrender herself to her than be caught dead chasing after someone all 'marriage marriage marriage' like Belarus, even if it was a ploy.]

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Prussia.

Same about the small dick.

OOoooOOoo

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[frowny face frowwwwwwwny face :(]

I thought you were cool... but now I know... you're just a fuddy duddy.

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[DAMN IT]

[PUSHES PUUUUUUUUUUUUSHES]

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HANDEGG!! I'M TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL! WHERE YOU KICK. THE BALL. WITH YOUR FOOT!

ITT: favorite bad words

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
it's a toss-up between shit and fuck for me

Re: ITT: favorite bad words

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck. It can be used in so many different ways.

Like angry "Fuck!!"

or amazed "Fuuuck, man"

or annoyed "ugh FUCK"

or frustrated "fuck it!"

or super aroused "fuck! oh fuck! fuck!"

Re: ITT: favorite bad words

(Anonymous) 2014-06-16 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
ASS
daheroyoudserve: (let me laugh about this)

[personal profile] daheroyoudserve 2014-06-16 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's go! Let's go! More muscle! Pigskin season is only 80 days away!
iceandheather: (Default)

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-06-16 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
'course it was. They're exaggerating.

[But that doesn't mean that America didn't rush too much]

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