part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[(Anonymous)]

badonkadonk?

[(Anonymous)]

Of course you do!

[firstfleet]

Yay! Take that, Holland! I'm better than ya!

If anybody needs a streaming site btw

[tessilon]

Idk if it works for people outside of the Netherlands but I think the Dutch broadcasting station has a good site for this World Cup. Their streams haven't lagged for me yet and they have the neat feature that the bar permanently displays when and who scores or gets carded like so.

Just go to http://nos.nl/wk2014/ and click the red "Kijk live" if a game is playing. If it hasn't yet started you can go to http://nos.nl/wk2014/schema/#kalender and scroll down until you find the game you want and click that. o/

[(Anonymous)]

Now, now, don't brag! Poor Holland must be so downtrodden already.

[firstfleet]

But I beat him! And he's a big nation so that means I'm a big nation so he'll haveta lump it!

[(Anonymous)]

Part of being a big nation means knowing how to be a good winner!

[bikesanddikes]

[Fuck, you look familiar.]

D'you even know what you won?

[firstfleet]

[Considers the big nations he knows. Shakes his head.]

Nah, that doesn't sound right. Why wouldn't ya tell everyone ya won if ya did? How else would they know?

[(Anonymous)]

You can tell people you won, of course, but you must do so with grace and civility! You shouldn't be a braggart about it.

[firstfleet]

[So do you! Kind of. Weird clothes.]

No but I beat ya in it and that means I'm the real Holland now!

/daddyby

[fredlig]

...Yes.

[Takes for pizza and ice cream]

[firstfleet]

What's a...grace? Is that a girl? I ain't a girl. No! I'm a nation! The best nation cause I beat Holland and all the big nations and now everyone has my flag!

[Might be getting a liiiittle carried away.]

Re: /daddyby

[firstfleet]

[Didn't you murder someone with a rubber chick- wait, free food?]

Yay! I'm the best!

[Goes willingly, Sweden you are now his new daddy for the day.]

[bikesanddikes]

[Let's see. He's got a south and north Holland.]

Tell ya what. You can be West and East Holland.

[Make a mess of his kitchen and he'll tell him the real score though.]

[(Anonymous)]

A girl? No... it's a way of behaving! It means you are dignified, polite, conscious of others around you.

[just a bit]

For example, claiming that everyone now has your flags is not very graceful!

/drives by hope you don't mind

[bikesanddikes]

[His stingy senses are tingling.]

You payin' for dinner?

[Because if so guess who wants to tag along.]

[firstfleet]

...that sounds boring though. Like school.

[Squints at, are you attempting to teach him.]

What? But they do! Go ask anyone! Like Holland! 'part from he'll lie and stare at ya like an idiot for asking so don't ask him!

[Would he lie to you, look at this face of COMPLETE INNOCENCE.]

[(Anonymous)]

Spain.

What what what are you doing?

[(Anonymous)]

Like school? Certainly not! Grace is something that can never be taught in school.

[shhhhhhh no of course not why would anon try to teach him]

It can be tempting to tell white lies, of course, but they don't benefit anyone in the long run.

[firstfleet]

But but I'm already New South Wales so I want to be the whole thing! Ya can be New North and South Wales! Suits ya!

[Does raiding all his food count as making a mess?]

Not at all!

[fredlig]

Yes?

[As long as he doesn't start calling him daddy]

[bikesanddikes]

NO.

[YES.]

[firstfleet]

Then how do ya...is it like wrangling a croc where ya just have to grab her and wrestle her to the ground and not let her eat ya arm to learn how she works? Cause I like that.

[A very good question. Why indeed.]

Then should ya only tell really big lies then? Otherwise ain't much point. Not that I'm lyin'!

[(Anonymous)]

Y...es, except it's not quite as physical and there are no crocs involved. You just have to do it!

[POR QUE]

No no, you shouldn't tell lies at all! Lies are not very nice at all.