part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[firstfleet]

What's a...grace? Is that a girl? I ain't a girl. No! I'm a nation! The best nation cause I beat Holland and all the big nations and now everyone has my flag!

[Might be getting a liiiittle carried away.]

[(Anonymous)]

A girl? No... it's a way of behaving! It means you are dignified, polite, conscious of others around you.

[just a bit]

For example, claiming that everyone now has your flags is not very graceful!

[firstfleet]

...that sounds boring though. Like school.

[Squints at, are you attempting to teach him.]

What? But they do! Go ask anyone! Like Holland! 'part from he'll lie and stare at ya like an idiot for asking so don't ask him!

[Would he lie to you, look at this face of COMPLETE INNOCENCE.]

[(Anonymous)]

Like school? Certainly not! Grace is something that can never be taught in school.

[shhhhhhh no of course not why would anon try to teach him]

It can be tempting to tell white lies, of course, but they don't benefit anyone in the long run.

[firstfleet]

Then how do ya...is it like wrangling a croc where ya just have to grab her and wrestle her to the ground and not let her eat ya arm to learn how she works? Cause I like that.

[A very good question. Why indeed.]

Then should ya only tell really big lies then? Otherwise ain't much point. Not that I'm lyin'!

[(Anonymous)]

Y...es, except it's not quite as physical and there are no crocs involved. You just have to do it!

[POR QUE]

No no, you shouldn't tell lies at all! Lies are not very nice at all.

[firstfleet]

Oh. What do ya have to do then? Are there spiders? Can there be spiders?

But I'm not tellin' lies! I ain't been anything but honest!

[Apart from the bit where he basically admitted he was. Well.]

[(Anonymous)]

No there are no spiders!!! It's just! You behave nicely! And dignified!!!

[flail]

[HE CAN'T BE TAUGHT, HE CAN'T BE]

I can see your nose growing from here!

[firstfleet]

Oh. Nah, rather not.

[Sorry anon, he's hopeless. Clamps hands over his nose to hide it.]

Not growin', it's fine! Even if it was, big noses ain't bad! They help ya smell things!