aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
oh that's fine, i like loli!

and that's too bad. i'd say you can try looking on ehentai if you want to find it again, but i think ehentai doesn't post loli - still, it has plenty of schoolgirl stuff though, and a lot of kinky shit :)
regnavenus: (p-put me down!)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-04 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE DID, HE DID BREAK HER AND SHE WOULD BE RETHINKING EVERYTHING IF SHE COULD THINK OF THINGS OTHER THAN HER BURNING TONGUE RIGHT NOW. SHE FEELS SO STRANGE, MAYBE SHE IS CATCHING HIS JAW.

FULL BODY SHUDDER AS SHE'S PULLED UP. Just looks at him with her tongue poking out and a look on her face like she's going to cry]


...'y 'ongue... [his hands are so incredibly filthy her mouth is tingling and she is starting to have a panic reaction. WOBBLES.] Ih-eeeeee?! [WHAT DISEASE]

Re: +1

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that would probably be the way it would work best.
This definitely needs to be worked into my research sweeps, too, hm. I've thought fondly about the ship before, and nowadays I have fewer things hampering me.
Would you be willing to share your thoughts for now, here or elsewhere?
iceandheather: (Quiet)

Re: +1

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-07-04 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, I'd love to share my thoughts, though I'd prefer it in direct messages because then it'll be easier to keep track of everything.
Could you PM me? I'd send you the message, but I'm not sure which version of the character you are.
teainyourface: (PH!!)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-04 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, shit--D-Does your jaw feel funny?! Facial hair!! Do you feel a beard growing in?! Or Manly--Do you feel more handsome?! [SHE IS HAVING A MAJOR OVER REACTION AND CRYING WILL LEAD TO HIM ABANDONING HER COMPLETELY AND MAKING A RUN FOR IT. If she wasn't completely freaking him out right now he'd think she'd look cute like this, like a little panting trembly Pomeranian]

Your tongue??! What about your tongue?! GOD AS MY WITNESS, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOUR TONGUE!! I-I just jammed my finger in, it's WAS A joke! I-It's not my fault you're damn weak and fall ill so easily!! T-The hell do you want me to do, hah!?! All I have on me is water! I-Is that the cure?! I'll kindly give it to you for your swift recovery but you better remember what you said about no striking, understood?! I won't forgive you otherwise!! Tch!! [shovES A FLASK INTO HER HANDS]
regnavenus: (well gosh)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-04 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehhh??!? [WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT, FACIAL HAIR??? HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FACIAL HAIR. She is very cute and he enjoys tormenting small cute things doesn't he] 'y 'ongue i'- ah!

[FLAPPING AT HIM AND TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT HER TONGUE FEELS LIKE IT'S COATED IN A LAYER OF MOLD until he finally produces water, THANK GOD. Takes it frantically and rinses her mouth out, then drinks and drinks for a minute



and finally breathes a siiiiiiighhh]






...That was vile.

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
America's rolling wheat fields.
teainyourface: (DON'T SAY THE M WORD)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-05 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[SHUT UP THEY ARE GROWING IN, HE HAS BABY STUBBLE THAT IS MANLY. And he does but he doesn't like it when they're helpless ]


....


....[Just staring at her with interest while she downs his entire flask down. Well then, at least he knows she can swallow if they get forced into this marriage]


--TSK!! YOU'RE VILE!! That was your fault entirely for fuckin' provoking the too beautiful me!! I hope you learned a damn lesson from this and stop harassing the fearsome me!!
regnavenus: (displeasing)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-05 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He is as smooth as a shaved piglet.


...


He knows she bites as well now, doesn't he]


I did nothing to provoke that- I told you to keep your hands to yourself! When we return home you are bathing! Ugh, disgusting.

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I FAP TO LIBERTY

Image

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
oh, swimming fandom
teainyourface: (I have common sense)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-05 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, never mind]


Which is exactly what provoked me!!! And like hell I will! Starting today, my personal preference is to be filthy so you keep your hands to yourself! Anon has forewarned me!! My chasity is in danger!! [HE TAKES ORDERS FROM NO ONEEE. He's not getting no habsburg jaw, thank you]

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
america is a furry into bald eagle yiffing, pass it on
regnavenus: (let them eat cake she says)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-05 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
It is not up for debate. Come, I will have a bath drawn for y-





...Chastity?

[Really...............looks down curiously]
teainyourface: (WAIT A FUCKING SEC)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-05 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
As if I care for that!! I refuse to obey!! [Not really...well..not properly....he's never stuck it inside inside a girl if that's what she's asking, let alone a proper, classy lady? Never.]

Chastity!!! Y-YOU!! WHAT'S WITH THAT FACE!! [WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT, PUTS HIS SWEATY and SMELLY TRICORN HAT OVER HER FACE]

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Image
regnavenus: (p-put me down!)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I had not realised...

[wow. That is interesting. Not sure if want.]

That is- mmph! [MUFFLED. CAN'T BREATHE.] Get off!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
my period started today

however i think aunt flo's gonna redesign this flag to pure red all red red red red red

teainyourface: (I'M SO SORRY I AM UTTERLY SO SORRY)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-05 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
WHATEVER IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH---[SMUUUSSHHHEEEEESSSSS]


I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING IT!! [THAT IS IT HE IS STORMING OFF]


DAMN IT, YOUR FACE PISSES ME OFF!! JUST FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO GO JUMP INTO A MUD PILE!!
regnavenus: (but why?!)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-05 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Mmph- no! Wait- don't you dare!

[SHOVES HAT AWAY AND RACES AFTER. GOING TO FORCE A BATH ON HIM AND DISCREETLY QUESTION HIM ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCE, WHAT IS SHE WORKING WITH HERE]

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Super patriotic Americans desecrate the flag way worse than anti-American ever do.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
but i don't really want that on my hoo hah

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
grindin up against dat flag

oh yeah

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
why would anyone feel the need to do this

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
hdu question my flagsexuality


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