aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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teainyourface: (DON'T SAY THE M WORD)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-05 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[SHUT UP THEY ARE GROWING IN, HE HAS BABY STUBBLE THAT IS MANLY. And he does but he doesn't like it when they're helpless ]


....


....[Just staring at her with interest while she downs his entire flask down. Well then, at least he knows she can swallow if they get forced into this marriage]


--TSK!! YOU'RE VILE!! That was your fault entirely for fuckin' provoking the too beautiful me!! I hope you learned a damn lesson from this and stop harassing the fearsome me!!
regnavenus: (displeasing)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-05 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He is as smooth as a shaved piglet.


...


He knows she bites as well now, doesn't he]


I did nothing to provoke that- I told you to keep your hands to yourself! When we return home you are bathing! Ugh, disgusting.
teainyourface: (I have common sense)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-05 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, never mind]


Which is exactly what provoked me!!! And like hell I will! Starting today, my personal preference is to be filthy so you keep your hands to yourself! Anon has forewarned me!! My chasity is in danger!! [HE TAKES ORDERS FROM NO ONEEE. He's not getting no habsburg jaw, thank you]
regnavenus: (let them eat cake she says)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-05 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
It is not up for debate. Come, I will have a bath drawn for y-





...Chastity?

[Really...............looks down curiously]
teainyourface: (WAIT A FUCKING SEC)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-05 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
As if I care for that!! I refuse to obey!! [Not really...well..not properly....he's never stuck it inside inside a girl if that's what she's asking, let alone a proper, classy lady? Never.]

Chastity!!! Y-YOU!! WHAT'S WITH THAT FACE!! [WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT, PUTS HIS SWEATY and SMELLY TRICORN HAT OVER HER FACE]
regnavenus: (p-put me down!)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I had not realised...

[wow. That is interesting. Not sure if want.]

That is- mmph! [MUFFLED. CAN'T BREATHE.] Get off!
teainyourface: (I'M SO SORRY I AM UTTERLY SO SORRY)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-05 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
WHATEVER IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH---[SMUUUSSHHHEEEEESSSSS]


I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING IT!! [THAT IS IT HE IS STORMING OFF]


DAMN IT, YOUR FACE PISSES ME OFF!! JUST FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO GO JUMP INTO A MUD PILE!!
regnavenus: (but why?!)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-05 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Mmph- no! Wait- don't you dare!

[SHOVES HAT AWAY AND RACES AFTER. GOING TO FORCE A BATH ON HIM AND DISCREETLY QUESTION HIM ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCE, WHAT IS SHE WORKING WITH HERE]