aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[Flinches and holds up his hand to shield his eyes]

[Clearly the best way to get you to calm down is to

shout right back!]

ANONYMOUS! I TOLD YOU TO CALM DOWN!

[Oh, that Marco Polo game?]

Anonymous, I'm not playing with you! I have to fix these lights and set up this screen so we can watch the World Cup final together.

[Pulls out her cellphone ~~sure is Handy in a situation like this, huh?~~ to illuminate herself and peek over your shoulder.]

And who knows what else you broke!? What are you doing??

[It's certainly a handy Handy]

That's why I'll run a diagnostic! I'm setting up a screen for the game tonight.

[Rummages through his toolbox, sticks the flashlight in his mouth and then uses both his hands to unscrew something and test a couple of things out]

Are you providing drinks too?

[Watches! But you know it's kind of boring to pester you when you don't talk back, so she'll just reach in and grab that flashlight for you. See, she's helping!!]

Blech, boy West cooties!!

[clearly!]

I CAN'T DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!! IT'S MY LAST DAY! IT'S DAY SEVEN!!! SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE! SHE... SHE COULD EVEN BE YOU!

[He smiles at her and gives a quick nod.]

Exactly like that.

[He shoulders the door open to let them out, holding it open with his foot so she can pass through it unhindered.]

[Nods] And snacks and seats.

Then you shouldn't have taken it from my mouth like that!

[Screws this little thing here and that little thing there and

the lights start flickering]

Tch...

[ooc: Hurray for good endings though!]

[He takes out his notebook to write down the names of the places Luxembourg is mentioning, so he can see them on a future visit.]

To be honest, these all sound like great places to go. I like art, and learning about a country's past can help you understand its people and its present. I'll be sure to visit these places. Maybe I'll run into there, if you're not busy here.

[Stands up and looms closer to you. So he can talk some sense into you, not to scare you]

There's no way she's real, Anonymous!!

Even if she were, that just means it's even more important for you to stay calm! Then you can stay alert and think things through rationally!

[but. that is scary.]

RATIONALLY! Rationally?!?! How could I possible think...

[wait, wait]

You're... you're right, Germany! She can't be real! And... and to prove it, you should watch the cursed video, too! I'll make you a copy!

Last the cool me checked, Mutti was cutting our paychecks not giving us a bonus! Do you have a secret supply I don't know about!? Oyyyyy, keeping secrets isn't nice West!! Where's this beer and snack stash you found, huh!?

And you shouldn't be holding shit in your mouth!! Aren't you supposed to be the neat freak between u- Oh!! Almost got it!!!

[RECORD SCRATCH]

T-T-That's not n-necessary, Anonymous!!

No no, of course it is! You're so brave and smart, you can watch the copy I'll make and tell me how silly I've been!

It's just soda and snacks for a get-together, that's not going to bankrupt me!

...Have you been spending all of your money ordering weird things online again, sister?

I already told you not to exaggerate! I'm not mysophobic.

Ah, that's not right. That shouldn't happen when I'm clanking on the clankety-clang right here!

[But screws it a little tighter all the same until the lights come back on]

THIS PLACE IS TOO WEIRD!

Soda? West how are we supposed to watch football without beer!!? And don't throw around accusations like that!!! Th-There's nothing wrong with cute pandas anyway, I dunno about yours but at my house they're guarding our potted plants so they're totally. freaking. functional!!!

[Drops the flashlight to clap for you!] Who cares you did it!! Now, about that beer...!

[He may be a bit scared, but he's not going to decline that. Still...]

I can't watch any tapes until I've fixed this malfunction, Anonymous.

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During high school, we discussed that painting by David in art class

twice

We discussed it in history class

twice

I'm so done with Jean-Paul Marat and his bathtub

There'll be water and beer and juice, too, but mostly soda.

[Reaches out to catch it] Be careful with that! Don't break it!

Tumblr - on it too much
Facebook - for rl friends mostly and to post status updates making fun of myself
Instagram - I have one and post a photo like once every two months
Twitter - on it to make dumb jokes
Dreamwidth - hahahaha no one actually uses these anymore though I would if we had a friending meme :(

Beer is the most important part!! And it should be good beer too, not that piss water to accommodate to the American's tastes!!

...This is why you need a flashlight app for your phone!

maybe they just couldn't resist the allure of marat's sexy, sexy bathing cadaver

/dif

yep, but at least the 12 year olds are more creative

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