aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm
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part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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1amkeit: (:|b)

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's certainly a handy Handy]

That's why I'll run a diagnostic! I'm setting up a screen for the game tonight.

[Rummages through his toolbox, sticks the flashlight in his mouth and then uses both his hands to unscrew something and test a couple of things out]
wild_kuken: (Big Sister Knows Best)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-07-13 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you providing drinks too?

[Watches! But you know it's kind of boring to pester you when you don't talk back, so she'll just reach in and grab that flashlight for you. See, she's helping!!]

Blech, boy West cooties!!
1amkeit: (Ach du Scheiße)

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nods] And snacks and seats.

Then you shouldn't have taken it from my mouth like that!

[Screws this little thing here and that little thing there and

the lights start flickering]

Tch...
wild_kuken: (I'm the Smart Twin)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-07-13 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Last the cool me checked, Mutti was cutting our paychecks not giving us a bonus! Do you have a secret supply I don't know about!? Oyyyyy, keeping secrets isn't nice West!! Where's this beer and snack stash you found, huh!?

And you shouldn't be holding shit in your mouth!! Aren't you supposed to be the neat freak between u- Oh!! Almost got it!!!
1amkeit: (What exactly do you expect me to do abou)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just soda and snacks for a get-together, that's not going to bankrupt me!

...Have you been spending all of your money ordering weird things online again, sister?

I already told you not to exaggerate! I'm not mysophobic.
1amkeit: (Ach du Scheiße)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, that's not right. That shouldn't happen when I'm clanking on the clankety-clang right here!

[But screws it a little tighter all the same until the lights come back on]





THIS PLACE IS TOO WEIRD!
wild_kuken: (tsun tsun dere dere)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-07-13 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Soda? West how are we supposed to watch football without beer!!? And don't throw around accusations like that!!! Th-There's nothing wrong with cute pandas anyway, I dunno about yours but at my house they're guarding our potted plants so they're totally. freaking. functional!!!

[Drops the flashlight to clap for you!] Who cares you did it!! Now, about that beer...!
1amkeit: (Ach du Scheiße)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
There'll be water and beer and juice, too, but mostly soda.

[Reaches out to catch it] Be careful with that! Don't break it!
wild_kuken: (Lecture Mode Activated)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-07-13 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Beer is the most important part!! And it should be good beer too, not that piss water to accommodate to the American's tastes!!

...This is why you need a flashlight app for your phone!
1amkeit: (Ach du Scheiße)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be stupid! I'm not bringing American beer. All the beer I bring will be in accordance with the Reinheitsgebot.

I already have one!
wild_kuken: (KESESESESESE)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-07-13 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Great!! Kesesese, tonight's gonna be a blast!!

[ruffles your hair!]

Then why weren't you using that?
1amkeit: (You want me to put what in my mouth?)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Because a real flashlight is more powerful, more durable in case someone drops it, lasts longer and you can easily lay it down on the ground and still use it!

More importantly! I'm not putting my smartphone in my mouth.

[It'd be difficult to balance his smartphone and focus it on where he needs light while both his hands are occupied, after all. He could get an erection and try to balance it on that, but that's even less likely to happen than beating Brazil 7-1]
wild_kuken: (cheekpoke)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-07-13 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
But if you did at least you'd be giving Amerika a nice view down your throat to jerk it to.

[Or you could try not putting things in your mouth, but she suspects you may have an oral fixation. Good thing Freud was full of shit or else she'd worry you weren't feed properly as a child, what with being raised by men and all you poor thing!]
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