aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Stalker

[sits on the fancy chair in a big lacy eyes.gif dress with a big fancy lacey hat and little gloves on all her legs]

Good afternoon!

ENGLAND YOUR GERMAN DISGUISE IS AWESOME BUT TONE DOWN THE BRITISHNESS

Don't announce it so rudely.

[but ohhh, you people are finally catering to her tastes! Exciting!!

...sits quietly with a cup of tea and just admires the piano]

It could be both a really good German disguise and awful German acting or a really terrible Austrian costume and good Austrian acting.

Either way, we know it's England because the cakes all taste like shit.

[Hovering around all hesitantly by the doorway as discretely as a mountain. Staring at you so hard, trying either to read your mind or at least gauge your mood, or at least to be noticed and invited in.]

/arrives 15 minutes late with Starbucks

[A-AW]

[Takes a picture of you to show her sister you guys know how to behave]

[Current mood: piano

piano to look at and pretty decor and soft chairs and tea

so all in all, it is a good day. You may be the elephant in the room, but she is absorbed, excuse her.

...

Glances around and takes in the sight of you, then looks back at the instrument.

...

A full minute later, looks around again in surprise]

Oh, good afternoon, my dear.

This feels like it should be a kink meme thing. It's kind of awesome.

[oh em gee]

[poses prettily POSES PRETTILY]

[plops on the couch with her feet up]

Helllllooooo Austria!

Do you think they got any iced mocha vanilla frapps?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

holy shit did america actually beat canada on this?

...fuck yeah we kinda beat canada!

though holy crap, england and norway, how does that even...

[twitches into stern matriarch mode]

Feet off the furniture!

[...and back]

Hello. Are you referring to coffee...?

Why? It's not yours or mine!

... Uh duh! You know, frapps! Frappuchinos. Gosh.

It is disrespectful to whomever it belongs to. Now take them off. Off!

[flaps hands at! She doesn't like your tone!]

Oh, those. As this is not an American chain cafe, I very much doubt it. Would you care for tea?

[Wow, excuse her, she slightly feels like she's just interrupted something masturbatory in its nature.

Oh!! You looked at her--wait never mind, it's like you're seeing right through her to the soft detailing on the wall behind her.

Jesus christ, Where have they been keeping you that you are so absorbed in this room? She's just gonna pointedly clear her throat--ah, there we are.]

Good afternoon... [Okay your mood seems great, just gonna enter more into your line of vision before you become entranced and lost to the joys of interior decorating again]

...I hope I am not intruding? [Please say no because she's holding a small gift bag and it took all her courage to come track you down today]

Tccccch! You're not my mom!

[keeps them up for stubbornness now]

Tea... sure. Well, can you put a lot of sugar in it? And lime flavoring? And ice? Well, maybe just get a Sprite instead.

[WELL, excuse her, she's become used to more outdoorsy and unpalatable set-pieces being provided here, in between all the lechery and lewdness. She never gets these nice little rooms to herself!]

Not at all. Are you joining me for tea?

[Of course you are. Peering right at you to make sure that you are, as is her usual method, and pouring a cup already. And what is that interesting parcel you are carrying, hmm]

I am sure your mother would disapprove just as much as I- take them off at once! [TAPS YOUR KNEES WITH A BATON.] And you may have sugar and lemon, I cannot provide anything else. Really, young people take their drinks so strangely modified.

Well the invitation is a bit... lacking, but the interior makes up for it.

[Looks around before choosing a spot to sit (as close to the cookie tin as possible)
and... is he the only guy here? ~~Score!~~]

How comfy.

[Wonders what kind of tea will be offered here.
Maybe he should add some of the specialities of his house?]

[A shame the decor is white and she has to share it with all sorts of anons]

I am, if you'll have me. [Peering right back, excuse her, she knows turning down teatime is a crime, she's got that already. Just gonna amble in awkwardly, she's wearing one of those feminine outfits you've gifted her a while back, a pretty fluffy collared blouse, but she's paired it with highwaisted pants instead of a skirt because she refuses to wear one with eyes.gif scuttling about. ~~Ass kissing is in full swing.~~

She's a little stiff in this room, everything looks expensive and ornamental and she doesn't want to trip over herself and break anyything so she literally shuffles over carefully, gift bag extended like it's a bomb and not a present.]

I've brought you a gift...Chocolates, to make amends for our misunderstanding the other day. [Expensive chocolates. And other MONTH more like it and it wasn't really a misunderstanding but ssh details. She can apologize but she is more fretful with you because she doesn't know how to please your impossibly high standards AND NOW THAT SHE THinks of it chocolates and tea kinda taste clash don't they. SHE SHOULD'VE BROUGHT CAKE]

..But, I'm afraid it doesn't go well with tea...

Edited 2014-06-14 20:03 (UTC)

OW--JEEZE LOUISE WHAT THE HECK LADY THAT'S NOT COOL AT ALL

[takes her legs down though GOSH]

[SNIFF]

Fine! Lemon! Whatever!

[this is just plain anon abuse]

Will you play us something after tea, Miss Austria?

[Please let it not be Schönberg this time.]

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