part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Comments

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

Why? It's not yours or mine!

... Uh duh! You know, frapps! Frappuchinos. Gosh.

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

It is disrespectful to whomever it belongs to. Now take them off. Off!

[flaps hands at! She doesn't like your tone!]

Oh, those. As this is not an American chain cafe, I very much doubt it. Would you care for tea?

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

Tccccch! You're not my mom!

[keeps them up for stubbornness now]

Tea... sure. Well, can you put a lot of sugar in it? And lime flavoring? And ice? Well, maybe just get a Sprite instead.

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

I am sure your mother would disapprove just as much as I- take them off at once! [TAPS YOUR KNEES WITH A BATON.] And you may have sugar and lemon, I cannot provide anything else. Really, young people take their drinks so strangely modified.

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

OW--JEEZE LOUISE WHAT THE HECK LADY THAT'S NOT COOL AT ALL

[takes her legs down though GOSH]

[SNIFF]

Fine! Lemon! Whatever!

[this is just plain anon abuse]

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

Hmph. Now don't misbehave.

[That's better. It's for your own good!]

Very well. Here. Take care, it is hot.

[Pours you a cup with lemon and a significant amount of sugar. Happy now?]

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

[Meeeeaaaaaan]

But--

... Who drinks hot tea? It's summer, it should be iced!

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

How absurd. An Eiskaffee is all very well, but I refuse to entertain the idea of cold tea. Now, waste not. Drink your tea.

[stares down]

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

[But meeeeeeeem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTtc8bTjrFo]

I drink iced tea all the time! well sometimes, not all the time.

[But meeeeeeeeeeeeem]

Fine! But I won't like it!

[sips her sugary lemon tea with a frowny pout face]

And--you drink yours too!!

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

[None of that]

That is neither here nor there; you have asked for it, so drink it. And I shall, of course.

[sipsips in frowny silence with]

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

[mumblemumble]

I wanted Sprite...

[sip sip frownyface]

[kicks legs]

Are all tea parties this boringly quiet?

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

What was that?

[stare]

If you do not enjoy it, you are free to go, you know. But if you are staying, sit still.

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

[but meeeeeeeem]

[single leg kick]

But it's boring to sit still! Let's do something! Let's dance around the room!

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

[but nothin']

Certainly not, you will knock over the ornaments. Why don't you try reading a book?

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not a bull in a china shop!

Because that's quiet... wait wait, I got it! Let's read a play out loud!

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

[just looks at you like REALLY, REALLY.]

Mmh...well, if you can choose an appropriate play, I will participate. Are you an actress?

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

[really, really]

Great!!

yeah, sure, I act all the time!

[digs out her kindle and starts clicking through]

Oh, what about Zombies Ate My Neighbor And Spit Her Out? It's super sophisticated!

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

Oh? Where were you trained?

[eyes the technology with faint bemusement- wHAT]

I-I- I have never seen that one! It sounds appalling.

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

Trained...?

It's GREAT though! Full of witty one liners and people being eaten by zombies! It's like a fun horror movie, but a play!

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

Yes, in your craft. Drama school?

...I think I shall pass. Haven't you a more...respectable play?

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

Huh? Oh, well, no, I just do plays a lot.

But it won the Horror Splatter Theaterfest Award in 2011!

[D: how could anyone pass this up]

[SIGH]

Let's see...

[tap tap tap on the kindle]

What aboooooouuuuuuut...

The Cat Who Was Really An Alien?

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

Ah, then you are an independent practitioner.

[...]

I am sure it is very...worthy in its genre...however, I prefer something less-

[ -like that]

No.

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

It's funny!

[sigh]

[tap tap tap tap tap]

What aboooooooout...

The Life and Times of A Tragic Trapeze Artist?

It doesn't have zombies! ... or cats. Or aliens.

[but it does have an elephant who sacrifices its life for the heroine]

Re: RP scenario

[fraustria]

Well...that sounds a little more like it. What is it about? Which part shall I read?

[if this turns out to be silly, you'll be in big trouble, young lady]

Re: RP scenario

[(Anonymous)]

It's about a trapeze artist who rises to fame in the 1920s for her flexibility and also she can communicate with spirits, or well so she claims, who falls in love with a successful businessman! And he wants her to give up her life in the traveling circus to settle down and become a house wife!

I dunno... do you wanna be the trapeze artist? Or the business man? Or the ringleader who tries to talk sense into the artist because he secretly loves her but knows she will never be with him on account of his humble origins?

[but. meeeeeeeeeem] [it's not but still, meeeeeeem]