regnavenus: (unhand my tits)
Lieselotte Edelstein {♕} Habsburg Empire ([personal profile] regnavenus) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-08 11:44 pm (UTC)

Re: Camping time

[STUBBORNLY CHEWING HIS ANKLES. You think a bit of noise and an unwashed angry pig is going to deter them in pursuit of chicken legs, you are mistaken. They are as spoiled and entitled as their mistress]

I had nothing to do with your suffering, you relentless oaf! You- disgusting boar- ugh! [PHYSICALLY RECOILING. Vile.] H-How dare you- how dare you even suggest- Nannerl would sooner relieve you of your teeth than let you ride her-

[Utterly disoriented, alarmed and bothered by the MESS in front of her in all senses, clutching her basket and a passing pug like a shield, and jumping a foot when he throws that knife]

D-Don't- aah! [FEARFUL...and then annoyed] Those are silver! How was I to know what you meant when you act as though you have never used silverware in your life, you abominable cretin! What are you talking about now?!

[Cars?

.....................Oh. Oh okay no she doesn't know either, BUT she is not so stupid as he is, so she tosses her hair as if it's obvious]


Carriages, of course. Have you ever set foot in civilised society?

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