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Kingdom Prussia ([personal profile] teainyourface) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-09 12:20 am (UTC)

Re: Camping time

[A FLURRY OF COLORFUL CURSES. OH MY GOD THEY ARE LIKE FURRY INSECTS, OKAY FINE, tossing them some of the food he's taken a good distance AWAY FROM THE TABLE.]

You and your dogs need a good smack or three, none of you know how to act, tch! And like hell you didn't!! Lying is a damn sin, you know! Deny all you want, the heavens will pass their judgment on you and bring punishment down on you!! [Nyehyheynyeh, excuse him while he continues to liiiiiiiiiiick every piece of food he eats slowly and deliberately]

Nannerl will let me ride her just fine, she's an old, stupid slow mare just like her owner! I've ridden the crazed beasts my Hungary calls tame just fine, I can handle some old nanny horse!! If you don't want a lesson in walking, behave yourself and do as I say obediently as a little bird!! [And she wants him as a husband??? She's giving him an inch with her fluster and he's taking a mile, totally walking over her because she's too riled to take control of the situation.]

First off, apologize to me!! You're stuck-up, bourgeoisie, persistent, rude and damn annoying and everything out of your mouth, including that, offends me!! A hungry man like the starved me doesn't give a cold hell about utensils!! This is finger food!! Anyway, as a woman, you shouldn't criticize a sickly man!! AND WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT SILVER!! Shut up and let me speak!! [SHE IS RICH ENOUGH TO BRING HER FINEST SILVER UTENSILS OUT TO PICNIC SHE CAN SPARE TO LOSE A FEW. oKAY now he's flushing a little because this next thing is embarrassing, BUT HE'S FEELING STRONG AND EMPOWERED, and stuttery with his voice cracking BUT STILL]

S-S-Secondly, verbally acknowledge o--our-- marriage proposal is null and void!! [said all rushed and quickly and then SUDDENLY SHOUTING Because he is not finished]

THIRDLY!! That is no damn carriage!!! They don't make them out of metal!! It's too damn heavy for the horses to pull!! What is it really?! Don't you dare lie to me!! You're rich enough to make a miracle happen, what the hell is it really?!

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