I just bought this 1888 book called Decorum and it's unintentionally hilarious in the best ways.
Full title page reads DECORUM: A Practical Treatise on Etiquette and Dress of the Best American Society, Including Social, Commercial and Legal Forms, Letter Writing, The Toilet, Toilet Recipes, etc., etc.; also Valuable Suggestions on Self-Culture and Home-Training Revised from the Latest Reliable Authorities by Richard A. Wells, A.M.
Re: ITT: last thing to make you smile
Full title page reads DECORUM: A Practical Treatise on Etiquette and Dress of the Best American Society, Including Social, Commercial and Legal Forms, Letter Writing, The Toilet, Toilet Recipes, etc., etc.; also Valuable Suggestions on Self-Culture and Home-Training Revised from the Latest Reliable Authorities by Richard A. Wells, A.M.