dererste: (naughty naughty)
Gilbert Beilschmidt ([personal profile] dererste) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-16 11:58 pm (UTC)

Sends it to join all the prussias

So you kept him prisoner, and then you gave the prisoner some privacy? Because what prisoners need is fuckin' unsupervised privacy, right? Keseseses!! The hell was it-NO!! Let me guess! I can guess it! Did he need to take a leak or something?! Something like that, hah? [LAUUGGHSS. He's enjoying this, even if he's throwing himself under the bus a little but shh PAt pat. He doesn't get much opportunity to criticize Julchen so...]

So the little Rapunzel has some girly sensibilities inside her, after all? [HAIR RUFFLEESS and then not too hard but annoyingly sharp EAR. TWEAK. Germania style at that sass going on there. DID YOU CALL HIM AN OLD MAN...]

You know!! I think it's more you're too fuckin' used to your big words and your big ideas that you can't sit down and listen [a GOOD squeeze on that ear and then he lets go] to other people's input, Mausi! I think I'm right, only you took the wrong fuckin' boy prisoner and Lottie took the right one!! [He thinks he knows better than she does and he's just a little tipsy, that isn't his first drink. But you know, it's still pretty sound advice. Threaten her male self? Get results? No Marriage is worth a Maiming, after all. And oh god is he going to regret goading the kids if any of the austrias or julchen finds out BUT WHOOPS he's too beer cocky to care]

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