part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Sends it to join all the prussias

[dererste]

So you kept him prisoner, and then you gave the prisoner some privacy? Because what prisoners need is fuckin' unsupervised privacy, right? Keseseses!! The hell was it-NO!! Let me guess! I can guess it! Did he need to take a leak or something?! Something like that, hah? [LAUUGGHSS. He's enjoying this, even if he's throwing himself under the bus a little but shh PAt pat. He doesn't get much opportunity to criticize Julchen so...]

So the little Rapunzel has some girly sensibilities inside her, after all? [HAIR RUFFLEESS and then not too hard but annoyingly sharp EAR. TWEAK. Germania style at that sass going on there. DID YOU CALL HIM AN OLD MAN...]

You know!! I think it's more you're too fuckin' used to your big words and your big ideas that you can't sit down and listen [a GOOD squeeze on that ear and then he lets go] to other people's input, Mausi! I think I'm right, only you took the wrong fuckin' boy prisoner and Lottie took the right one!! [He thinks he knows better than she does and he's just a little tipsy, that isn't his first drink. But you know, it's still pretty sound advice. Threaten her male self? Get results? No Marriage is worth a Maiming, after all. And oh god is he going to regret goading the kids if any of the austrias or julchen finds out BUT WHOOPS he's too beer cocky to care]

lol may god have mercy on it

[frausuumcuique]

I wasn't keeping him prisoner!! No he was bathing and- what girlish sensibilities I saw his dick no problem if that's what you mean and it was fucking tiny so there!! [Sneers at that ear tweak, how dare you. She still doesn't trust you, you know, and that shit is not endearing.]

Would you- tch- fuck off with the ear pulling already Opa!? Christ you're like my mother. I don't need fucking prisoner dead weight, I'll just punch her porcelain face in next time I see her. Unless you're suggesting I instigate some Hungarian riots under her nose you can forget your weird little match making agenda, fucking weirdo!!! Besides I met Sir dickselotte and he agreed that what she was doing was fucking crazy. [Well Julchen doesn't care if they fight, hell she doesn't care much when the Teutons fight. But good luck with the Austrias. While you congratulate yourself on your awesome advice the teenager here is gonna down the rest of your beer and then BUUUUURP as loud as she can. Shit, future beer is good!]

may it indeed

[dererste]

[oh my god you did not just try and insult his dick size with a "So there" strung along. GIVES YOU THIS LONG, SILENT, WITHERING STARE THE SORT OF STARE HE GAVE TEENAGE GERMANY BACK IN THE DAY WHEN HE WAS PRAYING TO GOD TO GIVE HIM PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH HIM AND NOT DISSOLVE INTO HITTING. HE HATES TEENAGERS. HE KINDA WANTS TO POP YOU IN THE MOUTH but he's going to take a moment to remind himself that you are not THANKFULLY not his problem. SO ANNOYING THOUGH. He knows you are him, but he has this allergy to young upshots disrespecting him, he has like nO TOLERANCE FOR IT.]

Right. And you have zero tits now, and you have no tits later. So there! [JAZZ HANDS FOR EFFECT]

Keep worming out of responsibility by changing the god damn name of shit. If you had him in your custody, he was a fucking prisoner!! [GOD it's like it's kindergarten]

Yeah, you'll punch her face in? She has people protecting her, last I heard the wind whisper!! Do you have people?! Hell, have we ever left camp with people!? [The answer is no at least for him because you can't misbehave and have real fun in front of your men, can you]

Listen, I'm sick of babysitting you, brat!! I've got duty to do today, so I'm out. If he agrees, then he'll understand when you pull a god damn bayonet on him! Instigate a fucking internal Austrian crisis! 'the hell are you so afraid for, hah? Realizing I'm right and you'll have some sappy guard and prisoner romance?! Kesesesse!!

Just do it, you can't keep younger me in her hands, right?! What options do you have?! Just consider closing your damn mouth for a second and thinking about what I've suggested!! In the meantime, I'll be fitting wedding dresses on twigs for you!! [GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Laughter and off he goes humming wedding songs to himself]

<3

[frausuumcuique]

[Half a pint is not enough beer to keep her calm through all of that, especially when you are STILL SUGGESTING SHE HAS ANY KIND OF FEELINGS FOR EITHER AUSTRIA HOLY SHIT QUIT PROJECTING YOU FUCKING CREEP!!!

She stands up first, ready to grab your stupid shirt and really start telling you off for good but the you just....fucking get up???? and leave her??? How dare you brush her off!!!

Please be walking fast bro, because a quick tempered teenager is so deeply fucking offended by your existence, and she's throwing her empty glass at your retreating back, consequences be damned]