[Because when's....the last time anyone has hit your god damn prostate or sucked you off expertly? Remember his raised by men, all penis diet deal? Listen, god damn it, he is not good at this flirty thing with you, does he need to write this like a craiglist ad?


Tall Handsome Vanilla Icecream BoyToy Willing and Able to Do Whatever You Want


You're killing him here, Specs, cut him some slack. Let's not make this any harder than it has to be.

(YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID DUET)]