part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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refuses to shove even a euro down your pants by

[whorestria]

[That may be the worst pickup line in history. Elaborate on why this is worth his time, please.


(And don't you fucking touch his piano, barbarian.)]

likes it when they play hard to get by

[dererste]

[Because when's....the last time anyone has hit your god damn prostate or sucked you off expertly? Remember his raised by men, all penis diet deal? Listen, god damn it, he is not good at this flirty thing with you, does he need to write this like a craiglist ad?


Tall Handsome Vanilla Icecream BoyToy Willing and Able to Do Whatever You Want


You're killing him here, Specs, cut him some slack. Let's not make this any harder than it has to be.

(YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID DUET)]

makes it an artform by

[whorestria]

[okay 1) that is vulgar and 2) THAT IS A LOW BLOW, YOU CAN'T EXPECT THIS SORT OF THING FROM A LADY, HE DOESN'T NEED ANY OF THAT ANYWAY. Shut up.

Do you really think you can just waltz over here and just- wantonly throw yourself at him, and he'll just take you up on it just like that? Hmm?






I mean do you really think he's that easy?









Really?









Don't even answer that]

Re: makes it an artform by

[dererste]

[WILLING TO BET HIS ASS MISTER HUSBAND IS BEING DISHONEST


AND WELL



YOU HAVEN'T WALKED AWAY YET SO


HE THINKS SOMEBODY'S BODY MIGHT BE A LITTLE TEMPTED TO TAKE A LICK OF THIS WILLING AND READY VANILLA CONE.


Does he need to go all 70's gay movie on you


ugh]



[slides a hand into your back pocket, ARE YOU CONVINCED YET]

[whorestria]

[SHUT. UP. He is happy and not seeking out seedy little encounters or eyeing up 18 year olds




and frankly he prefers chocolate







fREEZES.]




I take it you are not looking for my wallet?

[dererste]

[HE'S HAPPY TOO BUT WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH A FAMILIAR SNACK OF SEED AND NUTS ON THE SIDE]



Like hell I am, I have it over at my place. [not even kidding laughs]



...Feel like picking it up? [HINt hint squeeze hint hint he is so bad at this HURRY UP AND DECIDE]

[whorestria]

[vanilla cone with nuts, I see]

...How-

[NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER, there are more pressing things on his mind and on his ass

silently gives you the longest, most agonising stare while the cogs of his mind churn out endless possibilities and bad judgement calls

...



...







..............]

Well, I suppose I shall have to, won't I, or I will never see it again.

[that's a...n answer, take it or leave it]

[dererste]

[King cone]

[EYEBROW RAISED, BAMBI EYED, INNOCENT AND SEDUCTIVE LOOK.


FLUTTERS EYELASHES AT


PURSES LIPS JUST SO THAT A HINT OF PERFECTLY WHITE TEETH SHOW THROUGH


SUBTLE FLEX OF MUSCLES


GOD MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY,

DOES HE NEED TO GET TEARY, MAN, ARE YOU INTO THAT SHIT--OH!! IS THAT A YES

HE'S TAKING THAT AS A YES

HAPPY SELF-CONGRATULATORY HOOT PAIRED WITH HARD ASS SMACK AW YEAH FUCKING VICTORY LITERALLY]

EXACTLY RIGHT, KESESESESESESE!! We'll have a good time, won't we, Roddy boy?!! [Mood ruiner ARM OVER YOUR SHOULDER]

[whorestria]

[stop making yourself less and less attractive- jUMPS A FOOT IN THE AIR]

Ow- if you cannot keep your hands to yourself, at least control them! Tch...

[you are sO UNATTRACTIVE, hand on your chest to ward you off in case you have Ideas already. Low hissing voice because this is a public place, you degenerate]

What we will have is dependent on your conduct, and you are on thin ice already. And don't call me that!

[dererste]

[but he's only attractive when he's stock still and quiet!! Hands up, though]

Sorry, christ! I'm excited, can't I be excited?! [if this is so public why don't you take him somewhere private. EYEROLL THOUGH. HISSY WHISPERING RIGHT BACK]

Tch, my conduct will be fine, Specs, depends on your conduct. What the hell did I do to get on thin ice in two seconds anyway, hah? [CLUELESS. pout pouty pout pout but fINE]

You have the respectful and considerate me's promise to behave until we get there, so!! Can we go?

[whorestria]

[SO STAY THAT WAY.]

Excited? [what are you being deprived of that you're this into him today] And for one thing, you stole my wallet. Behave after we get there, as well.

[...looking around to make sure no one sees them leave...]

...Very well, lead the way.

[SIGHING SO MUCH like this is such a huge favour he's doing you, which it is]

[dererste]

[NAH]

Excited!! [my whatever could it be]

Ah, Ah, Mister Edelstein, where's the damn fun in that, hah?! Besides, I'm giving you a free pass to punish me for it, right?! You should be on your knees thanking me!! But I guess I can patiently wait for that later!! Kesesesese!! [SO corny, just shoot him.]

Off we go then!![Grabs you by the bottom of your shirt so you don't get lost, SPINS ON HIS HEELS and marches off]