Nnnh- Yeah- but!! I've got nation duties too you know!! Like I'm gonna sit on my knees all day when I've got this cool new name to make the world remember!!! And after that there's playing with Ukraine, and making sure that filthy pagan Lithuania is on her toes, and fighting with Poland!! And sometimes the considerate as a little bird me goes all the way to that fake mistress' place to make sure she's not abusing Hungary!! I've got a freaking schedule!!

So you see! The awesome me doesn't have that problem!