aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: /pokes for a nun

(Anonymous) 2014-06-29 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not? But I thought nuns had to spend hours every day praying!

Is that what you use...?
pruthenia: (KESESESESESE)

Re: /pokes for a nun

[personal profile] pruthenia 2014-06-29 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnnh- Yeah- but!! I've got nation duties too you know!! Like I'm gonna sit on my knees all day when I've got this cool new name to make the world remember!!! And after that there's playing with Ukraine, and making sure that filthy pagan Lithuania is on her toes, and fighting with Poland!! And sometimes the considerate as a little bird me goes all the way to that fake mistress' place to make sure she's not abusing Hungary!! I've got a freaking schedule!!

So you see! The awesome me doesn't have that problem!

Re: /pokes for a nun

(Anonymous) 2014-06-29 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... I dunno.... if you signed up to be a nun, you should take your nun duties more seriously!

Fake mistress who what?
pruthenia: (Litauen you stupid slut)

Re: /pokes for a nun

[personal profile] pruthenia 2014-06-29 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't sign up to be a nun! I'm a vassal-state! Stupid know it all overlords Poland and Lithuania thought it would be best while catch up on my education or whatever. [and also to "protect" their "investment" what with her strength all but disappearing, but that's a secret!]

BUT!!! It's only temporary until the cool me kicks them back on their teeth!! Kesesese, it's like a vacation for me! And I still pray enough! I'm a good Christian! [but anon being a protestant vassal to a catholic lord is HAAAAAARD]

Oh! Austria!! You know, full of herself princess with the fat ass? Married to Spain?
Edited 2014-06-29 16:21 (UTC)

Re: /pokes for a nun

(Anonymous) 2014-06-29 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, still, if you're a nun you should be more serious about it! Even if it's just because Poland and Lithuania want you to do it. although I would wonder why they aren't nuns, too.

[poor prussia ;a; IT'S A TOUGH PROTESTANT LIFE...]

Ohh. Well. That's not very nice to say about her, it's not her fault she's got a round bottom. What did she do to you?
pruthenia: (Litauen you stupid slut)

Re: /pokes for a nun

[personal profile] pruthenia 2014-06-29 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Kehhh!! Like I care what they want!! Besides I'm good at my studies and chores and shit so who the hell cares if I pray a little less than the humans!!

[And Poland and Lithuania aren't nuns because they're an Empire. One does not lock themselves away in a convent outside of official duties when you're trying to rule the world!! Only weak newly-created nothing states like Prussia get themselves in this position.]

Do you freaking have a century or two!? She's a spoiled, self-centered, arrogant doll who gets everything she wants even if she doesn't have to lift a finger!! And she's got no fucking sense of loyalty!! All my bosses as a kid were Hapsburgs and now I'm fucking Polish!! And worse, now she's got Hungary under her thumb and he won't go hunting or wrestle or do anything fun anymore!!!

[tl;dr she stole her best friend and when you're mentally and emotionally 15 that's like the worst thing ever.]

Re: /pokes for a nun

(Anonymous) 2014-06-29 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuns shouldn't say hell, I don't think!! Unless you're talking about hell. See, this means you need to pray a little more to cleanse your mouth!

Well... I'm sure she's just doing what she thinks is best! Maybe it's hard to see because you're young! Well, er, sorta young, I mean, compared to her, but not compared to me, 'cause I'm only 18. But you know what I mean!
pruthenia: (fick dich Ungarn)

Re: /pokes for a nun

[personal profile] pruthenia 2014-06-29 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll go to confession later!! [waves it off]

I'm the older one!! It's not my freaking fault her stupid chest started growing to village whore levels recently!! Don't fall for it anon! She's a snake!!

got to goooo <3333 ty for the thread!

(Anonymous) 2014-06-29 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not how yo shou--

I think you have some deep seated issues with her that you two need to takl out. And that's all I have to say about that!
pruthenia: (I saw that pagan)

no thank you anon <33! it was fun to bring her out again

[personal profile] pruthenia 2014-06-29 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I think everything will be solved if I can shove my boot up her ass!!

[best. nun. ever.]