[Doesn't realise that he mentioned a sensitive subject
(but nation childhoods are neither far from normal nor usually all that great as well).]

That is nice, a double-birthday sounds cu- ...like fun.

[He almost wants to suggest something involving only you and a ribbon as a perfect gift for America,
but thankfully he keeps it to himself.]

Uh, yes, it is not like a human birthday... it changes with time and is often simply the national day or a day with historic significance.
We are lucky if we know the actual year or even decade in which we were originally born...
depending on the century the records are often not very reliable. [shrugs]

Is that so... well, I guess since you already got your own nation
and my sister and whoever else in your personal fan club, any more are not needed, right?

[His tone is mostly half-joking.]


It is not like that, well not a real danger, just... [Blushes a little, how should he word this?]

I guess it only matters if you would get easily uncomfortable when someone is a bit too... kind of touchy-feely?

[Nothing like a friendly butt-grope as a welcome.]


I am sure everyone would love to show you around their houses,
since a lot has changed and improved in all those years. [smiles]
And especially the museums and historic buildings are worth travelling around Europe,
well, whenever you find the time, of course.


[Hero problems... and sadly none of them can help in this case.]