Locate Belgium on a map, go there, make a friend and never speak to him again.

Remember that new US soccer season is only (????) months away!

Order some waffles at IHOP. When they come, insist you said pancakes and watch them throw em in the trash.

Call the Tim Howard closest to you and ask him to tell the real Tim Howard you said, “Good job.”

Punch a wall using only your head.

Have sex with your significant other but blow a whistle and say “No hands!” any time they try something.

Fly a kite into little kids’ kites until those kites are too damaged to fly.

Masturbate a bunch?

Forget about the US for a little while by burning all your flags.

Start a rumor that you slept with Belgium’s wife.

Remember we lead Belgium in Kate Uptons 1:0.

Build your own World Cup with hair scraps from the barber shop.

Remember that you didn’t care about this a month ago.

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