aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Locate Belgium on a map, go there, make a friend and never speak to him again.

Remember that new US soccer season is only (????) months away!

Order some waffles at IHOP. When they come, insist you said pancakes and watch them throw em in the trash.

Call the Tim Howard closest to you and ask him to tell the real Tim Howard you said, “Good job.”

Punch a wall using only your head.

Have sex with your significant other but blow a whistle and say “No hands!” any time they try something.

Fly a kite into little kids’ kites until those kites are too damaged to fly.

Masturbate a bunch?

Forget about the US for a little while by burning all your flags.

Start a rumor that you slept with Belgium’s wife.

Remember we lead Belgium in Kate Uptons 1:0.

Build your own World Cup with hair scraps from the barber shop.

Remember that you didn’t care about this a month ago.

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/ef988bbdb7/13-ways-to-feel-better-about-usa-losing-to-belgium

But who is Belgium's wife? Netherlands? Luxembourg? France? ...Germany?

...parallel Spain?

Bueller?

Not Däitschland...
Germany
[Clearly he would be the best wife (and comfy chair),
but Netherlands is also a strong contender.]

But what a waste of perfectly fi-
Oh wait, I misread... ihop? [googles]

Well, still... what a waste of at least edible looking, waffle-shaped things.
I suggest they better replace that with more head to wall movements.

[ All of thee above. ]

[Reverse harem?!]

~~[He knew it!]~~

Did... Did y'eat one of the brownies that were on my kitchen table?

[C'mon, Luxembourg, you know that kinda thing's been bugging part of his government lately.]

~~[What, was he supposed to think of himself as the short one? No way!]~~

You're having brownies without inviting me ov-

oh, those?

Um... [innocent smile] I don't recall so, why?

........

[ ARCHIVES THAT FOR LATER YES YES ]

...

[Should he be worried? Or is this simply the true form of the EU?]

[ooc: And there's actually another one,
but I forgot to edit the post and change it before falling asleep.]

[ You're a smart one, Luxy Boo Boo. You know the truth. :3 ]

["France? ...Germany? ...parallel Spain?"]

[Looks like it's gonna be clobberin' time.]

[ Don't be so overprotective, Broer. YOU'LL JUST PUSH HER AWAY LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!! ]

[ Besides... I'm pretty sure France is the only one who would run off with his tail between his legs. ]

Something wrong, Broertje?

"Call the Tim Howard closest to you and ask him to tell the real Tim Howard you said, “Good job.”"

But I'm tempted to start using this one for other sports now

Remember that you didn’t care about this a month ago.

Oh, America. Soon you will discover that you will always care.

Always.

Always...

How about accepting that it was a loss but a GREAT game with grace and dignity and continuing to enjoy the rest of the World Cup with the rest of us. There are still several good games to be had.

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part 353 whalers on the moon

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Late to the brownie-party. o7

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