wild_kuken: (I Will Sulk If I Please)
Julia Beilschmidt ([personal profile] wild_kuken) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-07-08 04:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Whistling

[tries to use words that you will understand...!]

Gil is being vulgar and harassing me with unfounded statements about my anatomy and your anatomy and his anatomy!

[okay no this is too hard, how do you even talk like this all the time!?] He's insulting and slandering me left and right and then had the audacity to get mad at me and shut me out of his life completely!! [Therefore she wants sympathy and reassurance that their sex life is better than Gil and Lottie's!!]

....And you came up because he said I was inexperienced with men because of how much bigger his dick is than yours! Which now all our friends and bosses and everyone who uses Facebook can see and will gossip about. Including Frankreich. [See this is why you should care. Casually doesn't mention that line had anything to do with her assessment of dick size, her explanation accurate in essence!]

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