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aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm
aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm
part 353 whalers on the moon
We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.
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Re: Whistling
[Takes it away!]
Re: Whistling
Gil is being vulgar and harassing me with unfounded statements about my anatomy and your anatomy and his anatomy!
[okay no this is too hard, how do you even talk like this all the time!?] He's insulting and slandering me left and right and then had the audacity to get mad at me and shut me out of his life completely!! [Therefore she wants sympathy and reassurance that their sex life is better than Gil and Lottie's!!]
....And you came up because he said I was inexperienced with men because of how much bigger his dick is than yours! Which now all our friends and bosses and everyone who uses Facebook can see and will gossip about. Including Frankreich. [See this is why you should care. Casually doesn't mention that line had anything to do with her assessment of dick size, her explanation accurate in essence!]
Re: Whistling
I see. You have had a typically juvenile quarrel. Shut you out of his life? [that is a dramatic sentiment for just unfollowing you, he does not understand. And how is he supposed to know if their sex life is better? He is certainly better at it than Gilbert, but then it stands to reason Lieselotte is better at it than you..............]
And then what hap- [Ah, there is is. The distracting phrasing that makes him go red and sputtery] I- I fail to see the correlation- what?! [FRANCE????????? FACEBOOK????] Whatever is being spread around, I want removed immediately! Why are you both constantly discussing these things?!
Re: Whistling
I can't he blocked me from everything!!! I wasn't discussing anything!! I told you he only put it online because I wouldn't reply to it!!!
[Clings to your arm and WHIIIIIINEESSSS see see being the bigger party only made things worse! And better sex life in the healthier sense!! She's never called you a prostitute!]
The innocent me is being attacked from my own home! I wanna stay with you for the rest of the week- no, two weeks!!
Re: Whistling
Then demand he remove it in person?!
[He does not understand ANY OF THIS. Stares at you clinging like the snow monkey you are, bewildered. And there's healthy, and then there's sexually satisfying. But no, he has set the bar pretty low with that little escapade]
Attacked? I am not following- two weeks?
[two weeks of cooking for and entertaining you???]
Re: Whistling
Huffs at your lack of understanding. But not going to explain further because now they've gotten to the point she was trying to reach! And excuse you, at least she's never caused you to suppress any memories of actually sleeping with her!!]
The helpful as a little bird me will do all the cleaning! [If she's properly praised for it. She can also cook a little bit or order take-out but she feels like you would reject those options on principle!]
Re: Whistling
Fine, he'll remain befuddled while she takes advantage of his hospitality. And- well- no- but he doesn't suppress memories of Gilbert because it was bad, just because it was Gilbert!]
Tsk...if you allow me peace and quiet and cause no mischief in my house, then very well, you may stay for...a time. [PROMISING NOTHING. No, he will cook, thank you. Unless you want to cough up the cash for dinner out]
Re: Whistling
And it's not taking advantage so much! She wanted some time with him anyway! This is a thing that people who lo-li-something each other do!!
Besides even before Gil started antagonizing her she really was starting to feel insecure and jealous over their other halves]Two weeks!! It's gonna be awesome!!! Oh, we can watch the game tonight right!? I'll give you a blowie if we win!!
[winks and drags you back to Vienna before you freak out in public again!]