aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Kesesese, I wonder? You do know to dislodge that stick from your ass every few hours to prevent gaping don't you?

[Shut up she is not being tsundere! But she'll just casually wring out her hair away from him while he's no doubt scolding her for how vulgar that remark was.]

Well she doesn't hate all men, I think she still has a big fat crush on Ungarn! But she's scared to death of meeting all of you, so be nice!! And you're kind of effeminate, I'm sure you're way less scary than Ludwig or Gilbert at least!

Edited 2014-06-12 00:39 (UTC)

Prevent- wh-what?! Julia! Don't make disgusting remarks-

[SCOLDS SCOLDS. Until he's distracted by being called effeminate on top of it all]

Hmph. If acting with some decorum is effeminate. I was nice, as much as one can be when faced with all of that. This is why you must escort her, if she finds it alarming. However, I fail to see the cause, she is surely capable of taking care of herself. [and, you know, everyone else]

[CASUALLY IGNORES. His offended face is hilarious as always!]

Alright, alright, I'll hold both your hands next time geeze!! But thanks...

Now will you at least take your damn shirt off?! The awesome me is getting hot again just looking at you! [and she makes grabby hands at that cocktail while she's at it, some things never change!]

[HRMPH]

...There is nothing to thank me for, it is only polite to become acquainted.

[wow, they could have had a Moment but now he's grumping again, getting DRIPPED ON as she steals his drink. SO RUDE.]

If you think I am going to walk around without a shirt like some sort of dreadful young person who takes a trip and leaves their standards at home, you are mistaken. [if she wants him to play Freikörperkultur she'll have to try harder than that!]

[But Moments are for private! And his cocktail is delicious, what is it?]

I hate to break this to you little master but with your eternal baby face, you look like a young person!!

[She'll be content with just his shirt ~~mmm manchest~~...drip, drip, drip! ...Bet that would feel nice instead of awful on his bare skin, huh.]

[Some kind of cherry Coke abomination]

Well I am not, and I will not lower myself to the usual tourist nonsense. Would you stop getting water all over me? For goodness' sakes, you are going to leave water stains-

[Shuffling without much success awayyyy from her dripping, sob. Ach, his sleeve is wet and it feels clammy and unpleasant...and it's cold, and making him feel hotter elsewhere. Damn it, stop scheming!]

[Oh no, she's scheming alright. In fact she has a better idea and instead of further chasing him with her dripping wetness she pulls away, stripping out of her bikini]

You really will get heat stroke if you stay out like this too long, especially if you're drinking alcohol on top. [Gently reaches over again to steal his glasses, setting them aside with his book and drink.]

Roderich, I want you to know what I'm about to do... [pop, pop, pop, go the buttons to that shirt]

Is 100% out of concern for your health... [and down goes that fly!]

And not at all for my own amusement!

Honestly, you have to make such a mess wherever we g- Julia?

[What is she doing nHELLO, nudity, what is this???]

...Is this a designated area? You- what? What are you talking about, that is what the parasol is for- Julia, please-

[Trying to intercept her stealing all his things (and failing), in between being distracted by TITS and wondering if anyone is around to see this whAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING NOW]

I don't- I really do not think this is the place- [there go his buttons] -I do not know what you think you are doing- really! [AND HIS FLY. Is she aiming for sex, nude sunbathing, or- ]

[Remember that whole, all the women you date can throw you over their shoulders thing? Yeah, so does she, and so she stands up and and....

WOOSH UP YOU GO!]

KESESESE, TIME FOR A SWIM LITTLE MASTER!!!

[She suggests you finish stripping off the rest of those clothes or those are gonna be some serious water stains!

And in case it wasn't obvious earlier, she was totally lying and she's a thousand percent amused as she jumps back into the water with him!]

Julia, please behave yourself- !

[TRYING TO ZIP AND BUTTON BACK UP which is difficult with her on top of him, but she's getting off at last, so- w-wait- ]

Aaaah!

[TOTALLY MANLY SCREECH AS HE'S GRABBED. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. PANTS ARE FALLING OFF BY THEMSELVES. HELP, POLICE, MURDER]

J-Just what do you think you- J-Julia- no!

[SCREEEEAAAAAAAAMSSSS ALL THE WAY DOWN

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[resurfaces (and pulls him up for good measure) and just kind of floats around

AT LEAST NOW SHE CAN SAY SHE'S BEEN SKINNY DIPPING WITH HIM BEFORE HE KILLS HER!!

In her defense, the water is cold and he totally feels loads better, right?]

[skinny dipping with half his clothes on HE IS NOT HAPPY, MISSY

...

floats in place with the water up to his nose, looking very wet and very sour.

...

Slowly peels off the rest of his clothes and forlornly lets them float to shore...

...and bobs up enough to speak]

This was utterly unnecessary.

[watches him, totally expecting to be chewed out....]

...But it feels good doesn't it?

[Meh. MEH. He fully intends to, but...]

I suppose it makes the heat tolerable. But did I truly need to lose my clothing so suddenly?!

I'm impulsive!!

[She wades up to him and sneaks a kiss to his cheek.]

Stay for a little while? It's fun to be daring on the last day of vacation!!!

I know you are, you fool.

[A very wet kiss that earns her a Look.]

Hmph. I can hardly go anywhere like this. I can just imagine the uproar if Deutschland were to see us. Not to mention the general public. I would utterly embarrassed. And are you certain there is nothing in here? I am sure I felt something graze my ankle-

[as he rambles, he's just going to sort of float around, but he's totally not enjoying this!!! Not!!! At all!!!]

My offer to be your seaweed guard still stands!

[and with that she's going to ignore his ramblings, just floating around near him. It's okay she'll have enough fun for the two of them!!]

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