aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[rolls in them]

Watch out for bees!

'course!

[and sure enough, he's going to get stung in the ass sooner or later!]

Denmark

Denmark you're going to get stung

it will be in a tender area

But 'm tender everywhere!

[he's a tender kind of guy!]

[STINGS]

[Tenderly]

[cries because his butt is red]

I told you, I told you it would happen!!

[it huuuuuuuuuurts]

[if he weren't so busy sulking and hurting, he'd say 'life is full of risks! can't not smell th'flowers jus' 'cuz there might be bees!"]

[....but he's sulking and being a baby]

Maybe I should pull out the stinger?

[SNIFFLES AND SHAKES HIS HEAD]

[JUST LEAVE IT IN]

[LET IT GO]

[LET IT GOOOOOOO]

Denmark... we've got to take it out. You could get an infection.

I'll grow m'self a new ass, then!

[SO HELP HIM, HE'LL DO IT]

Denmark.

Take off your trousers and let me get the stinger out.

[PUT THAT ASS BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME]

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kingkongeriget - 2014-06-13 02:38 (UTC) - Expand

[Prods him with his foot]

Are ya' a nation or a dog, then.

[pauses]

[gives him a look]

[he wants to make a canine crack, because DUDE. SO WALKED INTO THAT ONE.]

[Did he?]

[Waits]

Ain't like grown nations just go rollin' around wherever, y'know.

[waits]

[...waits]

[...dammit]

I got residual werewolfin' symptoms, then!

[picks a flower]

[to flower crown, or not to flower crown...?]

[... He really did walk right into that one.]

Goin' to have to try the silver bullets this time, then. Make sure it gets done proper.

[Nudges him again - well, more like jabs - then sinks down beside him.]

[wow, harsh]

[rolls over and flowerboops his face]

Then who'd eat all yer butter cake?

[Batts at him. Don't make him take that from you, Denmark.]

Dunno'. Could let Sweden have it.

He won't eat it as good as me!

[fine, more flower for him, then]

[perches it on his own nose instead]

[mmmm, pretty smell]

[Flops next to him, since he might as well join him - maybe. And thinks about it for a second.]

Reckon he could do other things better'n you to make up for it.

[lies]

Oh yeah?

[which is to say, "like what?"]

[Reaches over and musses his hair a bit]

[Not that it makes any difference]

Use yer imagination.

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