part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Well at least this game isn't gonna be 0-0.

[(Anonymous)]

That 0-0 was so disappointing

[(Anonymous)]

Pffft. Quickest score I've seen in my life.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a metaphor for America's sex life, see: America scores quickly and then leaves the other team dissatisfied.

[daheroyoudserve]

Don't be hatin', eyes.gif.

[(Anonymous)]

They're right though!

[daheroyoudserve]

But I can totally satisfy people in bed!

[(Anonymous)]

Are you sure about that? Like, REALLY REALLY sure?

[daheroyoudserve]

Yes, I am totally sure!

[Just...don't try to confirm that with any of his partners.]

[(Anonymous)]

Okay! You can keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

[(Anonymous)]

Not hating, I'm just comparing you. To Germany.

You should see how much time he sets aside simply for masturbating. The stamina of that boy, mmmmhmm.

[daheroyoudserve]

I have more stamina than he does!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[(Anonymous)]

Ooooooh, so it's a wank-off you want? I can set something up for you, no problem.

oh lord

[daheroyoudserve]

Wh-wha- hey! I don't want to wank off in front of everyone!

Re: oh lord

[(Anonymous)]

Oh America you're such a kidder. You won't have to wank off in front of everyone. Just in front of me as the official arbiter and Germany.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah! America can last 30 seconds, easy.

[daheroyoudserve]

...I can last longer than that, you know!

[(Anonymous)]

[smiles gently OH AMERICA]

I know, there was that time you went for a whole 45 seconds!

[daheroyoudserve]

...Just go watch your soccer.

[(Anonymous)]

Football*

[iceandheather]

[Looks upthread]

[And at what America replied to]

Brought this on yerself, y'know.

[daheroyoudserve]

I was just defending my honor!

[iceandheather]

[Raises an eyebrow]

An' look where that got you.

[daheroyoudserve]

You're not helping matters any.

[iceandheather]

Helpin'?

... Weren't aware I was supposed to be at it.