aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[REACHES FOR IT]

T-TCH!! Merciless money leech!! Fine! Just give it to me!!

Oh come on, it'll be fun!!! [Going out drinking that is!]

Ta-da! [aaand lets it go!]

Just like Roderich, Lieselotte has a storage room down the hall from her bedroom that's noticeably less dusty and unused than the others. In fact it's almost in mint fucking condition!! All her toys and shit she's gathered over the years are in there, including the sexy outfits and things like that!

Yeah, Yeah, fun for the freeloader. [Raises his eyebrows]

Ohhhh? And how the hell do you really know that, hah?

The helpful as a little bird me found it doing her spring cleaning one year!! [innocent face]

Oh but I found the little master's after persuading him into some captured soldier roleplaying!!

[you're welcome for the mental image that gives you, if it grosses you out then you deserve it for asking! ~~and if not then add it to her tab, she's in a good mood today~~]

Yeah, and I'll say the same damn lie when she asks me!! [MAKES A FACE]

O-Oi, thinking of Specs roleplaying is embarrassing the shit out of me, keep it to yourself!! [FROWNY FROWN FROWN]

Speaking of captured soldiers, hear the drama happening with the younger us, hah?

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, kesesese!! [grins, what lie?]

Younger us? Is he still mad I squeezed his balls or whatever because it's his own damn fault for playing the macho act with me!!

Tch, I was expecting a classic cool answer!! [uNLIKE YOU, he likes an air of mystery]

O-Oi!! Don't bully the poor boy!! And no!! They're having a damn four way wedding or something!! I met your younger self, christ, you were more psycho than I could ever pull off at that age!

You were projecting again!!!

It was just a warning shot! And freaking gross, like hell they are, you're trying to trick me! Kehh...

[scratches the back of her head] Yeah she's a crazy little bitch, huh? You be careful about bullying too, you can take her but she won't make it easy!!

Proejcting what?!! [folds his arms]

I'm not kidding with you either, they are and it's damn entertaining, so join in on the fun a little and egg them on a bit so we can place bets or something!! [he's looking for summertime entertainment]

And tch!! She's more deserving of bullying than younger me!! And I know that!! Half the fun of kicking someone's ass is having to work hard to!!

You wanted me to say I know where Lieselotte's naughty room is because of years of fucking her senseless right? Projectinggggg!! [cheekpoke!]

How in the hell? The smart as a little bird me would bet that younger me is being coerced or drugged or something if you're serious! [and you're shit at explaining she doesn't understand]

Younger you needs the macho manly entitlement beat out of him, but it's not my problem as long as he stays away from me. And I would pay to see you take her out, since you haven't hit me once in all the years we've known each other!!

...Well!! Yeah!! It's not fuckin' projecting, you stupid bookworm!! T-That's something else!! [Lesbian sex > hetero with some ugly guy he knows okay]

You really haven't been keeping your eyes and ears open, hah? [excuse him, his explanation will be lots better now that his mun has napped]

I'll only go through this once, so pay attention!! Apparently!! Young Lottie took Young me hostage and now Young you is running around like a fuckin' she-hulk on steroids. I tried to egg her on to do the same with Little Roddy boy just for kicks, but I don't think she cared for the idea much! [A shame, really. Leaving out all his creepy tipsy uncle talk conveniently and the exchange of photos of himself as a young and nubile, half dressed kingdom. MILDLY DISCOMFORTED ABOUT MENTION OF HIS MACHISMO ATTITUDE BACK THEN]

Come of it, the kid learns and grows up just the same as you do!! And tch!! You'd pay for see me dislocate some brat's shoulder?! I don't hit little girls!! Period!! She'd have to hit me and hit me hard for me to hit her, and even then, I'd think twice about it! [but not for long because SHE would and could seriously hurt him, and you wouldn't even if you could. Maturity. Wonderful thing.]

Pfft, if you say so! [Oh shut up she knows you think about them, you've admitted it before.]

For news about younger me? Hell no, she's at least 18 I'm not freaking taking her in like Teuton. Besides last time I met a younger me around that age she socked me in the face, as far as the cool me is concerned she can get out of her own damn mess.

[Listens carefully! And pieces together that with what you said earlier, weird but she thinks she gets the picture now.] Hostage for marriage right? Is that what you meant by the four way wedding. Yeah no shit she didn't listen!!! Doing something like that would look bad to her, and like most teenage girls she's obsessed with her image.

[It's still weird to talk about herself in the third person like that, but it's true.]

Calm down, I'm just saying it would be amusing! No need to get all offended!! [True she would never hurt you (though she objects to that 'even if you could' bit), but without her Hungary around she hasn't gotten into a good bloody fist fight in ages and you're a shitty substitute with your knightly morals, so you know if she can't actually throw down with you it would be interesting to watch! Besides Kingdom will heal.]

First off, I'm not offended, and beating up a kid and having everyone pissed off at me is not amusing!! [and SSSH those are his inside thoughts and you dont get to point out their existence]

Secondly!! Christ...Me and my kid self just sit around and drink booze, girls are damn scary...[DNW to be enemies with his younger selves thanks]

Tch! Which is fuckin' lame! She's a Prussia, since when thE hell do we care what people think! Besides, I was telling her to use Roderich to fuckin' barter with the Austrians, not marry him! At first, I was damn surprised, but now that I seriously think about it, it's been fuckin' boooooooooooooooring lately, and it's meme tradition to have, y'know, crazy weddings and shit!! [A PAUSE]

Or war....[Hmmm]

Or both...[he's plotting]

[ROLLS HER EYES AT THAT so much for Prussias not caring what other people think, hmm?]

Because you're all amused by each other, me and mine are all annoyed with each other. [Girls are not scary, short-tempered girls are scary.]

It's not- tch- Yes exactly, she's Prussia. Which means she takes what she wants by force, everyone else be damned. But a really freaking important part of that equation is to be seen as strong, to project power! That's what I mean by obsessed with her image, diplomacy or god forbid marriage just screams as a weakness to her. [And no, you told her to chase after him like Lottie did to Gil, so of course she took that to mean (threaten to) marry him.]

....What? What are you thinking?

Watch the eyeroll, Rapunzel, unlike some people, I have to work to get what I want! [Aka if he misbehaves, he pays for it later in bed and THAT SUCKS]

Ah, Ah, and that's no good. Be the adult and watch over the kids!! [kidding though, he lets all his little selves sans any teutonic knight run absolutely wild]

Why are you giving me a whole character profile on...myself with teeny tiny tits, hah?!! I know all that!! Which is what makes it fun, right?! It's not like anything that happens here is for real, anyway. Think about it!! We could all start acting like a giant happy married family just to freak the kids out, kesesese!! [hE'S Just looking for entertainment at literally his own expense. AND THAT'S HER OWN FAULT, HE TOLD HER TO GO TAKE THE KID HOSTAGE. HE NEVER SAID A THING ABOUT BENDING DOWN AND PROPOSING TO HIM. Stupid kid]

And nothing!! You're a damn tattle tale, so you're out! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have shit to do!!

Freaking uptight!! [sticks her tongue out at you like a little brat, you're being no fun!]

No thanks, Teuton is enough of a pain in my side.

And because you freaking asked! That's my point, even with her perfect tits, little dick she's still you! Also ewww, freaking gross!! You go play house if you want, I'll record it for posterity kesesesese! [Grown up and wised up sure, but she's still stubborn as hell on this topic.]

Wha- Hey!! I am not a tattle tale!!! Secret keeping ass!

Freakin' spoiled and annoying today! [STICKS IT RIGHT BACK OUT]

This is why you're no damn fun!! Perfect chance to mess with the kids and you won't even consider it?! And who said anything about actually playing house?! Wrap Specs or Princess into it, and they swoop in and stop everything!! Christ--Tell, not show!! [now that HORRIFIES him, ROLLS HIS OWN EYES this time.]

Who's damn uptight now, hah? Mess with a few kids heads, sit back and enjoy the show! [He's just gonna griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin at secret keeping]

Kesesese!! At least we know what we are!! NOW!! I'll be off, see you!! [off he goes to see what strings he can pull]

Keeh, are you still mad about having to pay for drinks? Are you sure Austria isn't rubbing off on you?

[Pouts, POUTS, at your little tirade. You're not allowed to be horrified at being caught being lovey dovey while scolding her for not playing along! You know just as well as she does this place has eyes!!]

Fine!! Later!! I'll enjoying hearing from the kids how much you looooooove Lieselotte! And you're still not wearing heels!

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