aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Also normal for anyone who has pets!! [Julbrid chirps from atop her head to make a point.]

Come on young lady, something vile and inappropriate!!

But- I have nothing so disturbing to confess!

[THINKING HARD, really she is]

I...I...on occasion, I...allow inappropriate conduct outside of the bedroom...and perhaps even outside of the house!

What was that? Oyyyy why are you squeaking like a mouse, huh!? Come on, come on, it's not a huge deal, let's hear it alreadyyy!!!

[EVEN GERMANY came up with something come on!!]

I won't say it again. Once is quite enough! Accept that I simply do not commit the same sort of depravity as the rest of you.

Then why were you attracted to this thread, huh? Unless it was my pure awesomeness that drew you, is that it!?

I came here only to express my disgust, for your own benefit.

Well thaaaaanks for your concern, Oma, but I'm perfectly content with my hobby!!

Unsurprising, as you are a degenerate fool. If only you would turn your energy to something refined.

Something boring you mean!! [yoinks Mariazell!]

[HISSES]

Something other than yanking me around! [slappy hands!] I am sure you could use your hands in a more constructive manner, if you are that restless!

Kesesese, what's the matter? Touchy!? [slaps those slappy hands back~]

Whoooo says I'm restless!! Maybe I just like riling you up!!

[slapslapslap!!]

If that is your only purpose today, I shall take my leave.

[HAIRFLIPS AWAY FROM...]

Awwww come on! Why so sensitive!? Did you run out of your favorite chocolate or something??

[follows after, HOW DARE YOU BLOW HER OFF]

I simply have better things to do today than fend you off.

[casually strolls along ~~like a mother duck~~]

Like what? Am I interrupting a date night or something!?

[follow follows like an attention seeking puppy!]

I won't discuss scheduling of a personal nature. [anyway, Gilbert has been suspiciously absent, wonder where] I have pressing household considerations. Are you going to hinder me throughout?

[do you want pets? Treats? Has little Timmy fallen down a well?]

[no one shares anything with her, weh!]

Excuse you Princess, I'm not a hindrance!! [catches up and swings an arm around your shoulders] The bored me has decided to play assistant and get you to sing my praises when I'm done!! It's your lucky day!!

[she assumes this is like cleaning or something, so yes pets and treats please!]

[...sometimes they share partners with you!]

Hmph, I will decide that. [eyessss that intruding arm, madam!] Oh, I see. Then I hope you will actually provide assistance and not simply cause more trouble for me to attend to.

[She was planning on spending quality time with a Mozart documentary, some ice cream and a vibrator, but if you MUST come home with her, you can clean]

[which would be fine if she knew!]

Now I'm hurt little lady, you know I am the best of the best!! Let's get a move on, already!

[well hey two out of three of those sound great to her...!]

[then unknowingly get your own back]

Yes, yes. ...What are you waiting for?

[lead her away, navigator! Two out of three can happen if you're entertaining enough to make up for the lack of Mozart]

[well gosh miss austria all you had to do was ask!]

You! No backsies!!

[And with that, away they go!]

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