aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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fraustria: (how can you say that to this face)

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-06-18 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
-re...

[oh


well

there you are, seeing your guardians(?) acting like teenagers

meets your eyes like a deer in headlights

and watches you walk away...


they're using cuddle protection, honest]
dererste: (if you think i'm perverted just tell me)

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[personal profile] dererste 2014-06-18 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[SILENCE AND FREEZING]


[SLOWLY SPREADING HIS HANDS UP AS A SIGNAL OF PEACE]


[J-Jesus. He knows who that is]


Oi.



You didn't tell me the cops were following you.
fraustria: (pondering)

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-06-18 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[not going anywhere, Monika is all too familiar with her human furniture preferences, this is innocent

ish]

I was unaware. If she had come earlier, you would be reprimanded for behaving in an unhygienic manner, so be glad.

[...]

Ah...have you received any packages recently?
dererste: (tch...)

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[personal profile] dererste 2014-06-18 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[he was copping a feel of your boobs]


...

...

....Tch, point taken. Christ, that gave me a god damn fright. [laaaays his head on your heeaadd]


Hmm? Y-Yeah...bunch of weird sexy girly pamphlets, why?
fraustria: (I don't quite get it)

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-06-18 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[well, next time you will know better and go for the ass because her skirt will hide it]

She is really quite harmless. [HAHAHA, no. She's liable to fall asleep here like this]

...Really? I was expecting something more clinical in nature... [...this is worse] Ah. What do they say?
dererste: STOP IT (SHOUTY SHOUTS  AT)

PASSEs out

[personal profile] dererste 2014-06-18 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...

...

....[Goes...for..it?]

Keh, I raised West, if you've forgotten!! He or She, they're a pair of over eager kids who take things too seriously and then too far!! [he's feeling kinda sleepy too, why not

There's those too, but I haven't been reading them!! [He's got a load of medical knowledge, what use are those. Nope, he's reading the stuff about "Loving your Woman"]

A-AND THAT'S CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!! CLASSIFIED!! AND YOU!! Your West gave them to me, didn't she?! Is that why you're asking?! D-Did you tell her to give those to me?! Listen up, I won't reveal Germany's best secrets to you so easily!!
fraustria: (need coffee)

tucks in

[personal profile] fraustria 2014-06-18 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

oh. Well, if that's what soothes you to sleep...]

Now, it won't harm you to humour her concern. [Getting snuggly, this is as good a communal nap spot as any, right...? Don't take her panties in her sleep.] Don't shout in my ear. I did nothing of the sort, she took it upon herself. Hmph, just heed whatever advice she feels necessary to give and you will avoid trouble. Now, hush.

[she'll just ask Monika for copies herself and giggle when she sees you putting that advice into practice, perhaps she'll be thankful for it. And now for you to mimic her armchair exactly and provide a midday's sleep]