part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: huh.

[(Anonymous)]

THOSE. VICTORIANS.

Yeah, I mean, it's not like most women walked around with their breasts hanging out but exposing cleavage was pretty common for a few hundred years. During certain eras (that sweet sweet directory period in France) transparent gowns was in vogue for a tweeny weeny bit! But those. Victorians.*

*well in France it was Napoleon&co who didn't like the outlandish directory fashions but still

GET DRESSED JOSÉPHINE! YOU'RE NOT A MERVEILLEUSE!

[lepetitcorse]

And stop sleeping around when I'm away, too.

Re: GET DRESSED JOSÉPHINE! YOU'RE NOT A MERVEILLEUSE!

[(Anonymous)]

You know what Napoleon

if ladies want to wear dresses that show off their pert nipples who are you to deny them their LIBERTY

Re: GET DRESSED JOSÉPHINE! YOU'RE NOT A MERVEILLEUSE!

[lepetitcorse]

[CODE NAPOLEON'D]

Sorry, I'm a misogynist douche from the 19th century, women are not people.

Re: GET DRESSED JOSÉPHINE! YOU'RE NOT A MERVEILLEUSE!

[marqdelafayette]

Clearly you have not spent much time with any women.

[He was a bit of a femenist.]

Re: GET DRESSED JOSÉPHINE! YOU'RE NOT A MERVEILLEUSE!

[lepetitcorse]

It's not about quantity, it's about quality.

And I love women. Ask my mistresses. Especially the Polish one.

[Napoleon Bonaparte more like Dudepoleon Bronaparte.]

Re: GET DRESSED JOSÉPHINE! YOU'RE NOT A MERVEILLEUSE!

[marqdelafayette]

The quality of your mistresses must have been physical and not mental.

What Frenchman doesn't love women? Loving them is not the same as valuing them for more than their beauty. I have found they are quite adept at politics and economics.

[He's had more meaningful conversations with women in Paris than he has with men.]

Re: GET DRESSED JOSÉPHINE! YOU'RE NOT A MERVEILLEUSE!

[lepetitcorse]

Well that's one of the many the reasons why I run this whole military dictatorship thing better than you.

[He gets kudos when he shoots angry mobs while you get to flee France. Watch out for the Napoleon Propaganda Machine.]

Re: GET DRESSED JOSÉPHINE! YOU'RE NOT A MERVEILLEUSE!

[marqdelafayette]

Ah but that is because you desire to control the populace instead of working with it. We have had this discussion before, mon petite general.

[He's the one everyone turns to when they realize living under your rule isn't as great as it seems after a few years. He outlives most of the governments, so he'll take that over ruling the country anyday.]