part 353 whalers on the moon

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We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[biervaria]

*

*["Beer shaped this marvellous body."]

[wild_kuken]

[...Hmmmm....but now Prussia is curious....

SURPRISE BELLY SQUEEZE FROM BEHIND! Aren't siblings great?

How about them Austro-Bavarian expanding waistlines??]

[biervaria]

Sakra-!

[Very great. - He's caught by surprise at first, but then tries to grab
and playfully trap her hands when he notices who did it.]

Mei, they weren't talking about me!

[As long as he doesn't get stuck behind a BMW steering wheel, he sees no problems.]

[wild_kuken]

Oof- ! [and her hands are trapped!]

It doesn't hurt to check, kesesese!!

[biervaria]

[Laughs and holds her hands.]

Such an overly curious Schwesterchen!
Does it not, then you wont mind, ge~?

[Threatens with a tickle-poke aimed at her stomach.]

[wild_kuken]

Huh? There's no need there's not an ounce of fat on me- EEEEE!!!

[shrieks!! she is so ticklish!!]

[biervaria]

But you said checking doesn't hurt~♪

[Pokes once again, then hugs her
(maybe he also manages to make Gilbert barf by doing so, it's a win-win situation).]

Bwahaha! I've caught a Häschen!
little hare/bunny

[wild_kuken]

Checking you doesn't hurt!!

[Hugged! And completely unaware of Gilbert's temper tantrum down there so she'll stay put too.]

Oh yeah, so what does that make you, huh? A bear?

[biervaria]

Then you have to be more specific! [grins]

[Well... while he stops deliberately fuelling the bad mood,
he doesn't see a reason to stop hugging her right away; he can't be jealous of things they'd never do?]

Öhm, maybe? Although bears are usually more your thing, ge?

[wild_kuken]

I thought it was obvious!!

[Men are weird, she can't think of a single person she's never hugged. And it's not like it's her fault there aren't more lady nations around to baby Gil either!!]

Of course! But what else would capture a cute defenseless bunny like me!! [tries to wriggle free to emphasize her point!]

[biervaria]

You can be never not obvious enough! [laughs]

[For them it was usually more like bloody noses and beers.
And he should complain as well, all the Austrias are being snatched away!]


But what does a poor, old bear gets in return for letting Häschenklein go?

[Except he's obviously joking again and will let her go in a minute anyways.]

[wild_kuken]

[Clearly they should all lodge formal complaints with God about the universe being all messed up!!]

I...think I have Haribos in my pocket?

[She doesn't have sweets on demand like you!]

[dererste]

[this is disgusting


Are you two bonding???!!!]

[biervaria]

[This is simply a trade situation.
He trades an annoying brother for a cute, little sister (delusions~).]



[But do you need a female version of himself to bring your skinny ass through the winter with some home made cooking,
in case Fräulein Österreich keeps all the Torte etc. to herself?]

[dererste]

[No, is this starting to feel more like a god damn trend of people liking Julchen more than they like him and HE IS SICK OF IT


AND NO. NO HE DOES NOT BECAUSE THAT IS YOUR JOB!!! IT HAS BEEN YOUR JOB FOR CENTURIES!! THAT'S IT. HE'S GOING TO SHOVE JULCHEN BACK DOWN WHATEVER DIMENSIONAL RIFT SHE HAS CRAWLED OUT OF]

[biervaria]

[Man... he wasn't aware that this was actually such a serious issue.]

[It's okay, if you're not in the mood for jokes right now,
maybe some of the snacks he's preparing for watching the match on Thursday
will help to calm you down again.]

[dererste]

[...

...


...

...

...Okay, he will sit down and accept these snacks as a peace offering, but he's still exorcising Julchen out of his universe at the first opportunity before she replaces him as The Prussia]

[biervaria]

[Always so complicated... he'll sneak him some chocolate later,
just to make sure he wont pout the whole evening at him.]

[And he's not getting involved anymore in that mess, it seems to be more of a Prussia-internal issue.]

[dererste]

[You sir, know the way to his heart. Sweeten the deal with some alcohol and he'll forgive you for contaminating yourself with girl cooties]

[biervaria]

[Consider that done!]


[Although there's still room for argument,
on who exactly is contaminated with girl cooties here.]

[dererste]

[you shut up thAT IS A SECRET YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW]

/unwanted commentary-by

[fraustria]

[Can't they just swap you for Julchen? You'll be surrounded by beautiful women and never be able to win a fight ever again. It'll be good for your anger management progress




swipes a snack while she's here]

Re: /unwanted commentary-by

[dererste]

[Wow, he's heard some bad ideas in his life, but that one takes the cake.



And hand smack, piggy, those are his]

Re: /unwanted commentary-by

[fraustria]

[What's wrong with it? Explain.


And OW. Rude! Bavaria would want you to share with her! HUFFS]

Re: /unwanted commentary-by

[dererste]

[Because he's on a very strict diet That only allows a really restricted serving of female interaction a day or else he starts to get hives and lose his eyebrows.


AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY. CRAMS THEM ALL INTO HIS MOUTH.]