part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[lux_n_burg]

But I already-!

[Adjusts anon mask, that was close.]

...I-I mean, of course.

[(Anonymous)]

Huh?

Well, oh, and you've got to make sure to spend big! Don't be afraid to buy ladies nice food and clothes and stuff! Show them a good time!

1/2

[lux_n_burg]

Wha-what?


Oh really?

[Just notes that down - man this mask makes it difficult to see,
lifts it slightly to see what he has written so far.]

Well that makes sense,
I mean who does not want such things for free or simply nice presents in general, but...

2/2

[lux_n_burg]

[Back to full anon, nothing to see~]


...but they wouldn't just stay only because of the money
and the presents, right?

Re: 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

Well, no, they'd stay because you're attractive and smell good. Money and presents are a perk.

You know, you can practice this advice on me!

1/2

[lux_n_burg]

Okay, I get it. That actual does sound pretty logically.

Attractive... that can be a little subjective,
but I guess it would depend on them...

2/2

[lux_n_burg]

Pra-practise?!

[Anon mask slips again.]

Really?

Re: 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

[dohohoho]

Really~~~~

And you look better without the mask!

1/2

[lux_n_burg]

[No dohohoho's allowed! This is serious matter of swagonomics!]

Re-

[And he already messed that up - blushes at the realisation (and the compliment.]


I... uh... merci.

Then I will try to-

[Takes a deep breath - all is good, all is cool, this is just practise.]

2/2

[lux_n_burg]

[Attempts his best winning smile and inches a little closer.]

Bonsoir Mademoiselle,
good evening
You look like you might be in dire need of something, hm?
Obviously something that will suit you perfectly... just like this:

A currency converter, it even matches your eyes~€

[Don't let him sell you stocks!]

Re: 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

[oh my oho--... oh.]

[clears throat]

A currency converter? Is it made out of diamonds? Or furs? Is there a ticket inside to the opera?

[lux_n_burg]

[Looks slightly confused at the little brother of a calculator.]

...Um no, I think not?
Wait, furs?
...Like a furry, fluffy currency converter?
That might be actually cute-

[Whoops, anon doesn't look amused.]

...Do I need to start bigger?
Would a dinner invitation at a first-rate restaurant be sufficient for now?

[It's not like he's carrying a jewellery store around with him.]

[(Anonymous)]

[hmmmmmm]

Yes, that would be sufficient for now!

[and later maybe he has hot ladies in his bed]

[lux_n_burg]

[Smiles happily.]

Then it will truly be a pleasure, if you accept my invitation.

[Just one* would already be a huge improvement, but he's looking forward to that "maybe".]
[*Although one or more hot gentlemen would be fine as well.]

time for beeeed. g'ngiht <33

[(Anonymous)]

Of course I accept!

[food and nice things and bedrooms oh my]

Thank you and sleep well! /o/ ~❥

[lux_n_burg]

[Tries his best to not answer with a (too) dorky grin on his face and offers his arm.]

I am really glad to hear that.

[Best "practise" ever!]