aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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wild_kuken: (Like What You See?)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-06-26 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to wear wool clothes when I lived in Jerusalem, you all are spoiled!!!

[Alternate explanation for why Teuton is such an asshole, hot and cranky!]

Pffft. No. I had my trousers specially tailored for me. I was the sexiest soldier you'd ever have the bad luck to meet!!

(Anonymous) 2014-06-26 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuh uh! You're spoiled! [perfet comeback] [also that would make sense, really]


MMmmmnnnn. But were you really sexy, since, you guys didn't bathe all that much back then?
wild_kuken: (tsun tsun dere dere)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-06-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Kesesese, is that the best you've got anon??

Oy!! I bathed!! Enough!!

(Anonymous) 2014-06-26 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I've also got something behind my back!

[and anon does. but what? but... what.]

[sniffs]

I dunno, when's the last time you showered?
wild_kuken: (Fucking Frenchie)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-06-26 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha- What? What do you have?? [curious!]

This morning!! Keh, I'm modern me!! Eastern Germany! We have modern plumbing!

(Anonymous) 2014-06-26 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Make a guess!

Are you sure...?

[nose wrinkle]
wild_kuken: (My Hair is a Deadly Weapon)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-06-26 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...Candy??

[nose wrinkle back, anon what you're smelling is the victory booze from earlier in the night]

Yeah!! I'm sure!!

(Anonymous) 2014-06-26 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Noooope.

[takes a step closer]

I dunno... smells kinda like you need another shower!
wild_kuken: (What. The. Actual. Fuck.)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-06-26 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Then what is it!?

[steps back!]

Y-You!! Cheeky!! I smell fine!

(Anonymous) 2014-06-26 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[steps forward!!]

[and brings out]

[a big fat water balloon]

[just smiles :D]
wild_kuken: (SCREAM)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-06-26 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[!!]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT!?

(Anonymous) 2014-06-26 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[smile smile smile]

[STEP. FORWARD.]

[RAISES. ARM.]
wild_kuken: (NO INTERNET!?)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-06-26 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
FU-

[STARTS BOOKING IT]

(Anonymous) 2014-06-27 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[SKIPS FORWARD]

[CHUCKS IT AT YOU WITH ALL HER ANONNY MIGHT]
wild_kuken: (And Prussia Goes Down)

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-06-27 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[HIT!]


[congratulations anon you have taken out an inebriated prussia!]