part 353 whalers on the moon

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We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[fraustria]

[now, that's not how this works]

[dererste]

[No, No, not you, the other one]

[fraustria]

[...

...

...

point taken]

[teainyourface]

[GALLOPS BY]

[fraustria]

[aren't you supposed to be imprisoned in a pile of doilies right now




holds down her hair and skirt in the sudden horse-induced breeze?]

[teainyourface]

[what


can't an imprisoned man enjoy a romp in the royal stables jesus


nice legs btw]

[fraustria]

[maybe with his jailer...




sure you're not going to faint at the sight, child? You look ill]

[teainyourface]

[He's not going anywhere on these horses


and No, No. He's only pale because he's recovering. He likes flashes of forbidden skin, he is no boy. That's an awfully short skirt that's practically asking for attention in his opinion, and he's sure you're one of those washed out modern versions of themselves, so he'll just trot his horse around slowly, act all cool and manly as he passes you, and then FLICK your legs with his crop at the last possible moment before galloping off laughing like the cowardly frat boy he is]

[fraustria]

[innuendo: 1, Gilbert: 0

Goodness, you are young, you are staring at her exposed calves like a twelve year old discovering daddy's Playboys. You have some kind of undeveloped baby fat thing going on around your face, too

and what are you doing with that horse. You really look unwell, your expression looks sort of...forced...the facial equivalent of flexing your biceps. Wait- don't ride so cloOWWW! JUMPS AND STUMBLES AWAY, god.

YEAH YOU BETTER GALLOP, LITTLE BOY. MARCHES OFF muttering about children and discipline]

/shockby

[wild_kuken]

[what!?]

/arrivingwithpizza.gif

[whorestria]

[what what?





what's going on here]

[wild_kuken]

[carefully leads your fragile delicate little prince self oUT OF THIS THREAD

'hopes she doesn't like anything inelegant like pain' her ass!!!]

[whorestria]

[led away???







did he say that? he never said that!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING]

[wild_kuken]

[Nothing to see here just Gil and Lottie trying to make them all look like pain sluts....!!

AND HE DID SAY IT BECAUSE HE IS A SPOILED PAMPERED LITTLE PRINCE!!!]

[whorestria]

[did they really need to do th-

DID NOT. I HE CANNOT RECALL THIS

NO CONTRACTS WERE SIGNED

PAIN WAS NEVER RULED OUT]

[wild_kuken]

[THEN THEY SHOULD RENEGOTIATE

AWAY FROM POOR INNOCENT GILBERT'S HYPOCRITICAL EYES]

Re: /shockby

[dererste]

[You know


admittedly mun he posted to this thread thinking "Haha, it's like shin kicking"


but apparently, ya'll are freakier in bed than he can ever imagine]

Re: /shockby

[fraustria]

[you be quiet, Mr Getting Bitchslapped Turns Me On]

Re: /shockby

[dererste]

[EXCUSE HIM BUT


SLAPPING AND KICKING ARE TWO VERY FUCKING DIFFERENT BANANAS


OF THE "ONE CAN POSSIBLY BREAK YOUR BONES" KIND


THANKS]

Re: /shockby

[fraustria]

[WELL

alright

more like daintily stepping on than actual kicking

details, details. Anyway, one never knows with you]

Re: /shockby

[dererste]

[...

...


...Okay, she can step on him


DAINTILY]

Re: /shockby

[fraustria]

[You have given your permission and now cannot retract it.


But yes. Daintily.








In heels.]

Re: /shockby

[wild_kuken]

[Listen.


No. If they were that freaky she would be distinctly unsurprised by your comment.


They are mildly kinky at best because he is perpetually gentle with her and she's pretty sure he's made of glass.]

Re: /shockby

[dererste]

[Well then, there's a mystery on their hands. if that's the truth then how does Lottie know he's okay with some kicking??

Methinks they enjoyed losing some of their battles and being roughed up, ohohoho. Not that he would know, not that he would know at all.]

Re: /shockby

[wild_kuken]

[NOT THAT JULCHEN WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOTTIE'S SEXUAL PREFERENCES but she thinks she's projecting a whee bit.

On the other hand, Roderich totally has a thing for being under strong women, if you know what she means. Hmmm.....]