aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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lux_n_burg: (this is my Ned face)

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2014-07-05 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[No peeking at notes allowed! Verbueden!]

Can you guarantee me that other Anonym can identify the misbehaving ones?
I am not sharin-
I mean my sister's cooking and baking is only for those who can appreciate it.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[BUT... MOM]

No, but... that's not fair! That's generalizing! You wouldn't want everyone to hold you by the behavior of other nations!
lux_n_burg: (Excuuuuuuse me)

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2014-07-05 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Folds his arms - NO BUTS! ...Maybe some butts. Where's Spain?]

[Also, this is why he was supposed to be the mother in the red riding hood group.]

Well it is difficult to know who behaved before and who did not,
when you all can hide your faces so well or simply vanish when you get into trouble!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not our fault! It's how I was born!

You... you would punish me for being born this way!

[;~;]
lux_n_burg: (angry)

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2014-07-05 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, not a ;~; face!]

Ne-neen, I- now do not turn it that way!
And your behaviour is not something you are born with.

But tell me then, how else am I supposed to react in a situation like this?

[mumbles] Insulting someone just because of a lost football match
[grumbles] if that was normal, I would need to insult half the world...

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[sniff sniff]

But my facelessness is!

And you should ignore it! That's what really grown up people do, and you're super old, so.
lux_n_burg: (Heilige Scheiße!)

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2014-07-05 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Offers handkerchief.]

But still, facelessness does not have to mean... um, being mean!
I mean being mean like that to someone else without a reason.


Even grown ups can only ignore so much, especially when relatives are insulted, right?
And I-
[pales] I am not SUPER old!

...Ju-just a little over thousand ...that's not that old for us.

[But 1051 isn't exactly that young either...]

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[takes it, wipes their delicate anon nose sniffsniff]

But I'm not mean! And if others are mean, well, that's not my fault.

[ignoring the ignoring bit]

Over a thousand is old! I'm only 19!

[he's an old man I'm sorry]
lux_n_burg: (Hey!)

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2014-07-05 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least no more sad-facing here.]

Still, tell me a better way to keep others from misbehaving.
And I never said banning all... just the plural and the singular is kind of the same
...written like that... kind of.


[Good luck telling an "old man" not to feel insulted
or that he shouldn't complain about the juveniles.
Or that he shouldn't feel sad about being told he's super old...]

Bu-but you cannot compare that! You are human,
time and ageing works differently for you.

[Where's China or Japan when you need them!]

(Anonymous) 2014-07-05 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know! Use time outs! Or just admonish them and shake your finger.

[IT'S NOT ANON'S FAULT HE'S AN OLD FOGEY OKAY]

That still doesn't change that you've lived for over a thousand years! That makes you old. Like, one of those turtles.
lux_n_burg: (sad)

[personal profile] lux_n_burg 2014-07-05 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
How can I time out someone if they keep disappearing in the middle of talking with them...
at least waffle-time outs are easier to take care of.

[By him eating the waffles.]

Who would even take shaking a finger seriously?



A-and so have many others! [sad nation face]
...I am not a turtle...

[Touches his face to make sure if he suddenly got wrinkles
or if anon meant it more metaphorical.]