part 353 whalers on the moon

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We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

... I dunno, how many guys have you kicked in the dick and balls?

And it's not like our lady dicks won't hurt if someone kicked 'em!

Re: da

[wild_kuken]

[squints] Are you Hungarian?

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

No, American!

Re: da

[wild_kuken]

Ameri- Christ. Okay listen up brat because the cool me is only saying this once! Ladies don't have dicks!! We have vaginas and they're awesome 3 weeks a month and no they're not as sensitive as balls and dicks!

And be sure you go yell at Amerika for being negligent while you're at it!! [because you know you have it bad when Prussia is giving you sex ed]

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

[it's not anon's fault American sex education is so crappy!]

But

well I

then what are those little things on our private parts, then? You know! They look like little dicks....

Re: da

[wild_kuken]

[That's no excuse she grew up a christian crusader obsessed with chastity, and now look at her!! If she can learn sexytime anatomy then so can you!!]

What little- nothing down there looks like little dicks!! H-Here, look!!

[PULLS UP AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT DIAGRAM ON HER CELLPHONE FOR YOU BECAUSE SHE CANNOT. She didn't even give Germany the Talk.]

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

[but she's had hundreds of years to learn!]

But it does! Look!!!

[points to the anatomically correct clitoris on the anatomically correct diagram]

Re: da

[wild_kuken]

[but unlike her, you have internet dear anon!]

That's the clit!! It's the part that stupid men can't find that really finishes you off! 10000% better than a dick.

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

[but unlike Prussia, anon is lazy!]

But it looks like one... huh.

Maybe men can't find it 'cause it's so small.

Re: da

[wild_kuken]

Or because they're selfish!

[she says as if she isn't...]