part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[dererste]

[Peekapenisboo?]

I-I'M NOT--A LITTLE! JUST TO ANON! IT WASN'T ME WHO--I-I DIDN'T START IT!!! I'M JUST PROVIDING HARD FACTS TO FIGHT AGAINST RUMORS TO DEFEND MY HONOR!!

[fraustria]

[put it away]

You will only make it worse by engaging them. It is vulgar to even acknowledge such remarks, and moreso to be...self-aggrandising.

[tsk, tsk]

[dererste]

[HE CAN'T WITH YOU STARING AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO PRETEND YOU AREN'T SEEING SO HE HAS A WINDOW TO TUCK HIMSELF IN PROPERLY. Conveniently folds his hands over it]


The ones talkin' shit are the ones who are vulgar!! It's the best plan of attack because they can't deny what they see with their own eyes!!

[fraustria]

[stares at your hands]

No, you are merely encouraging their misbehaviour. And you are causing mental anguish to young Anonymous. I forbid you to show indecent parts of yourself to anyone else.

[dererste]

[FIDGETS]

Keh!! It's nothing they haven't seen before!! This is the freakin' meme!! [FROWNS AT FROWNS AT HIS PENIS BEING FORBIDDEN FROWNS]

What if it's a damn emergency?! What if I need to take a leak?!

[fraustria]

[STARES]

Use the bathroom like a respectable person. I will thank you not to contribute to the atmosphere of degeneracy.

[dererste]

Tch!! [HRRRHHHHH POUTY]



Fine!! Be sure to tell that to the wild long hair winter wildebeest you call a Prussia too!! N-Now stop staring at me so hard, christ!! [TURNS AROUND AND ADJUSTS UNDERWEAR AND ANATOMY CAREFULLY before zipping himself up]

[fraustria]

I must say, I have not seen her relieve herself in public in quite some time.

[...stares at your ass instead. She is bored.]

Ah, you are allowed to expose yourself before me, but only at a suitable time and place, and in a respectable manner. [because that's totally what you were concerned about]

[dererste]

Blockhead, I meant "contributing to the atmosphere of degeneracy"!!! She is the root of all trouble this time!! [ya know if she wants a piece of his meat, all she needs to do is ask ]

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....Thank you for that clarification, Princess.

[fraustria]

You both say the same thing so often...

[hey, hey, she never said that in quite so many words]

You are welcome.






[maybe it was implied]

[dererste]

It was her for certain this time!! She was goading me!! She said Spec's had a bigger dick than I do!! WHICH IS UNFUCKIN' TRUE!! I know it for a fact!! There are different ways of being bigger, you know!! And my way is the best way!!

[STEAMING MAD. Implied more like declared by her staring. And again, all she needs to do is extend the invitation]

[fraustria]

Goodness, I do not want to hear about such matters. It is all utterly irrelevant in any case. [Because she knows things too and size never factored in. SQUINTS AT.] There is more to life than the size of your ego.







[but on the other hand]

Do you require assistance in calming yourself?

[dererste]

Yeah, well, it's what matters in my life!!! [has no idea what she's talking about and no one asked her opinion!!!]



...Only if you come to Berlin. [He wants to take her out afterwards for fancy theater and restaurant things to show the world how pleasant and great they get along to throw it in Julchen's face and maybe Roderich's too for good measure]

[fraustria]

Oh, well, I suppose no one else's matters, in that case. [eyeroooooooll]

Hm-mm...I do not have my overnight things with me. I shall have nothing for tomorrow morning. [doesn't that sound nice]

[dererste]

IT DOESN'T!! [HMPH HMPH]


I have stuff for you stocked up in my closet, so it's fine!! [he's the type who when he goes out to buy her a dress, can't make up his mind, buys five different options, fretfully picks one and tucks the ones he's unsure about away for later consideration]

Come over to my apartment, on our way there, I'll get you anything else you need!!

[fraustria]

Really. [hmph hmph]

...Oh? [was casually entertaining the thought of a sexy naked day, but gifts sound better] Oh, then very well. Depending on activities, I shall certainly need different shoes, appropriate perfume, several changes of underthings and a box of macarons- [and on, and on]

[dererste]

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...Mayb. [H-Hey now, he didn't rule out a sexy naked day. He's just providing her with an outfit to go home in afterwards]

Yeah, Yeah. Don't rattle on and on--Walk and talk!! [leads away to bleed out his wallet]