aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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dererste: (THIS ISN'T A FUCKING TANTRUM)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-08 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
GARDEN HOSE!! INDUSTRIAL FUCKING STRENGTH, FIRE GRADE GARDEN HOSE!!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
EEEEK NOOO! IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE FLIMSY WRINKLY AS-SEEN-ON-TV HOSES!!
dererste: (CONFLICTION)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-08 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
YOU!! YOU WAN TO FIGHT, HAH?! WHIP OUT YOURS THEN!!!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!!!!
dererste: (TCEH!!!!)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-08 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
WHICH MEANS YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
THE MORE YOU YELL THE SMALLER IT GETS!!!!
dererste: (FUCK YOU TOO)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-08 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
PROVE THAT SCIENTIFICALLY!!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
GET ME A RULER!!
dererste: (YOU DID WHAT)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-08 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
MEASURE IT OLD SCHOOL WITH YOUR FUCKIN' FINGERS!!! [wait]


FROM A DISTANCE!! EYEBALL IT!!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
EWWW EWWWWWW!!!!

I ALREADY EYEBALLED IT!!! IT'S GOTTEN AT LEAST ONE FINGER WIDTH SMALLER WITH ALL YOUR YELLING!
dererste: (incoming ass beating)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-08 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
ENOUGH!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SNAP YOU IN HALF!!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN'T GET OFF THIS CHAIR WITH THAT SQUEAKY THING OUT!!!
dererste: (I will hit you so hard)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-08 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
IT DOESN'T SQUEAK, IT ROARS!! [TUCKS IT IN THOUGH]


NOW GO!! AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT OR I'LL "/MURDER" YOU TOO!!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
LIKE A BABY KITTEN, MAYBE.

[SKEEDADDLES AWAY FROM YOU AND YOUR TINY PENIS ANYWAY]