part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: disturbs by

[isntsmiley]

[and does that excite you, weirdo]

...Mhm. My thanks. You may take your pick of meat. [gestures to his fire a little ways away with various carcasses roasting over it. And yes bring your girlfriend in front of your terrifying silent and deadly father who will probably eat his weight in rare steak and break a dish or two before the evening ends and is immuned to scolding and direction]

Read of the Gods, child, of the heroes, I have tex--[pauses. It is never good when Germania pauses in mid-sentence. Pauses AT THAT DOUBTY MCDOUBTY RUDENESS, and pulls himself to his full height and gives you a sharp, withering look somehow more wild and bloodthirsty considering he has blood speared on his brow]



You dare mock me?

Re: disturbs by

[whorestria]

[no it just frightens him]

Meat... [thousand yard stare towards the fire, wondering why you always have so much meat, who exactly eats it all, and if you have ever ingested a vegetable.] Thank you. Yes, Vater, I will attend a performance of Der Ring des Nibelungen, I think that will do-

[why have you stopped

oh my god no nO HE SPOKE WITHOUT THINKING YOU'RE SO TALL

stands his ground. SWEATS.]

I- [help.] I think it will take more than a single goat, that is my only concern. The people here are truly, truly unwise. [like him]

Re: disturbs by

[isntsmiley]

[THERE IS A SUFFOCATING, OVERWHELMING HEAVY SILENCE BECAUSE HE IS SO ANGRY AT THE THOUGHT OF HIS OWN CHILDREN DISRESPECTING HIS BELIEFS. HIS MASSIVE CHEST IS HEAVING EERILY SILENTLY LIKE HIS BREATHING IS JUST A DISPLAY THAT TRICKS HIS VICTIMS INTO THINKING HE IS A MERE MORTAL AND NOT A MUSCLE GOD WHO CAN SNAP GROWN BEARS LIKE TWIGS ACROSS HIS KNEE.

THAT IS AN AWFUL save but he's letting it slide a bit because he's always been a little soft with you . Waggles a giant finger at like he is addressing a naughty four year old]

Your manner is what is unwise. Mind that serpent in your mouth, boy, do not forget yourself here. [He's old-time ignorant and he's not one of your siblings/cousins you can shit talk to. YOU HAVE SOME BALLS, SIR. SOME BALLS. You have angered him visibly and he is not satisfied why? Becuase he asked for another goat and YOU DISAGREED WITH HIM AND NOW YOU ARE BACK PEDALLING POORLY and there are consequences for that. Unpleasant ones.]

Which is precisely why I requested another goat to damage. [HE KNOWS YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. He's ignorant but he is sharp as fuck. hmphmphmhph. How shall he punish you....Ah! Here we are! Picks up a nearby sopping wet pouch full of dead salmon and then hands you a knife]

Prepare these. [read cut them open and remove all the gorey bits people can't eat and then cook it.]

Re: disturbs by

[whorestria]

[JESUS CHRIST, IT'S 2014 AND HE IS CATHOLIC. LEAVE HIM ALONE. You are horrifying BUT AT THE SAME TIME, HAHAHA, joke's on you because while just being around you is enough to induce heart failure, you wouldn't do anything because you are Everyone's Grandpa and he is still a soppy coddled little prince. That finger makes him lean back out of range, though]

...Forgive my incautiousness. [SORRY I GOT CAUGHT. He does have some balls and he would enjoy keeping them attached to his person.] I am simply thinking of the poor goat-

[what are you doing now. Has a knife??? Is...is that the head of oNE OF YOUR ENEMIES IN A BAG- ]

I- what are these- oh. Vater, for goodness' sake. This is not sterile. I haven't a pan or any seasoning or anything. [what is this barbaric sword you have given him, he needs a fileting knife, and a clean kitchen and rubber gloves or something. But then again...peers a little squeamishly into the bag at this fresh wild caught salmon that is worth quite a lot of money...................fish isn't his favourite thing, but at least you never developed a taste for calamari] Very well, but if you do not enjoy it, do not blame me.

Re: disturbs by

[isntsmiley]

[NO. DIRTY BETRAYER. Disregard he technically died a christian HE IS LOYAL TO HIS MOTHER RELIGION. And that is true but if you think he won't wallop even his prized little roman tainted prince if aggravated, you are sorely mistaken. You are ust INTELLIGENT enough not to irk him and he appreciates it and lets you get away with murder]

I shall forgive your rudeness, instead. [calling it as it is but okay, excuse him as he wanders off a bit to a bucket of water and pours it over himself to wash off the blood and gunk before quickly dressing himself properly again. TOTALLY IGNORING.]

Silence. Sit and work. [points to literally a cluster of rocks where you will find his kitchen. It's a little earthy and everything is made of rocks, but it is perfectly provided with dried and stretched rabbit intestines, skin and vegetation and leaves to wrap the fish in if you so please.]


I shall go hunting. We will eat when I return. [aka you are wolfing down this kinda smelly because they're hours old and sitting in the sun fish with him and you are going to like it, mister. Stalks off into the woods. Will return with a bear or a mountain lion or some shit and put the fear of Odin into your catholic ass]

Re: disturbs by

[whorestria]

[GUESS WHAT, YOUR MOTHER RELIGION IS NOW PRACTICED BY AIRY FAIRY WIZARDY TYPES AND LADIES WHO SKIP MERRILY NAKED AROUND THE FIRE EVERY OTHER TUESDAY. Thank you for praising his intelligence, he is going to ignore the rest of that]

Mmph. [watches, wincing at how badly you need soap. God you are so parenty and naggy. And ancient. He appreciates the whole quality time thing, in theory, but why can't you just come to lunch (inside an actual building with real food) or something] Yes, yes.

[HEAVES A SIGH at your ''''''kitchen'''''', everything about this is awful and he feels like a child, BUT WHATEVER. FREE FOOD. F-free food will get him through it.]

Hunting for... [stares at your retreating back as you disappear into the trees like an ogre.] ...what?

[Maybe he should leave.



But maybe you would bodily harm him, so no, he will be sitting on a rock here, trying not to throw up while he cleans these stupid fish (and ruining a nice suit), and eventually preparing miraculously fancy baked salmon crusted with herbs HE THINKS are not poisonous (thanks book), and served with a (random wild berry here) sauce. And you and your dinosaur tastes are going to like it, mister]