aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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1amkeit: (What power...)

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Who?

[Wait]

Ah, you mean that girl from Japan's movie?

...That was just a movie, Anonymous! She's not real.

Now calm down and hold this flashlight for me, then I can get to work on fixing the lights.

[Holds out his flashlight]

(Anonymous) 2014-07-13 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
But she is, I know it! I've seen all the signs!

Ah--ah okay--she won't get me if it's light...

[gropes for it]

[grabs it]

[suddenly points it at you and sees you]

[SCREAMS]
1amkeit: (Posturing)

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Flinches and holds up his hand to shield his eyes]

[Clearly the best way to get you to calm down is to

shout right back!]

ANONYMOUS! I TOLD YOU TO CALM DOWN!

/slow ;a;

(Anonymous) 2014-07-13 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[clearly!]

I CAN'T DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!! IT'S MY LAST DAY! IT'S DAY SEVEN!!! SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE! SHE... SHE COULD EVEN BE YOU!
1amkeit: (SENPAI NOTICED MY BONER)

Re: /slow ;a;

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stands up and looms closer to you. So he can talk some sense into you, not to scare you]

There's no way she's real, Anonymous!!

Even if she were, that just means it's even more important for you to stay calm! Then you can stay alert and think things through rationally!

Re: /slow ;a;

(Anonymous) 2014-07-13 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[but. that is scary.]

RATIONALLY! Rationally?!?! How could I possible think...

[wait, wait]

You're... you're right, Germany! She can't be real! And... and to prove it, you should watch the cursed video, too! I'll make you a copy!
1amkeit: (Such chaos)

Re: /slow ;a;

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[RECORD SCRATCH]

T-T-That's not n-necessary, Anonymous!!

Re: /slow ;a;

(Anonymous) 2014-07-13 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No no, of course it is! You're so brave and smart, you can watch the copy I'll make and tell me how silly I've been!
1amkeit: (What power...)

Re: /slow ;a;

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[He may be a bit scared, but he's not going to decline that. Still...]

I can't watch any tapes until I've fixed this malfunction, Anonymous.

/late /and gotta run /thanks for threading!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-13 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Of... course! Let's get this fixed! Right away!!! Then you can watch!

[and save anon from what is clearly an imminent demise]
1amkeit: (Siiigh)

Ah, me too. Likewise, Anon!

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sighs]

Very well, if that'll help calm you down...