aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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1amkeit: (Ach du Scheiße)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be stupid! I'm not bringing American beer. All the beer I bring will be in accordance with the Reinheitsgebot.

I already have one!
wild_kuken: (KESESESESESE)

Re: [2/2]

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-07-13 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Great!! Kesesese, tonight's gonna be a blast!!

[ruffles your hair!]

Then why weren't you using that?
1amkeit: (You want me to put what in my mouth?)

Re: [2/2]

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-13 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Because a real flashlight is more powerful, more durable in case someone drops it, lasts longer and you can easily lay it down on the ground and still use it!

More importantly! I'm not putting my smartphone in my mouth.

[It'd be difficult to balance his smartphone and focus it on where he needs light while both his hands are occupied, after all. He could get an erection and try to balance it on that, but that's even less likely to happen than beating Brazil 7-1]
wild_kuken: (cheekpoke)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-07-13 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
But if you did at least you'd be giving Amerika a nice view down your throat to jerk it to.

[Or you could try not putting things in your mouth, but she suspects you may have an oral fixation. Good thing Freud was full of shit or else she'd worry you weren't feed properly as a child, what with being raised by men and all you poor thing!]