part 353 whalers on the moon

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We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[(Anonymous)]

He literally found potatoes? Was he out looking for them?

Goodness! But it's so much more fun when someone's alive.

[frausuumcuique]

What? No! I think they're from Amerika?? He demanded people grow and prepare them for eating!! It says up there right, we used to think they were poisonous! Now they're my staple!

Keh, yeah, you'd think that right? Watching the humiliation on their face as your men march through their streets and we start Germanizing the place?? Nngh- but- the awesome me tried that when Russia and that nosy bitch Austria and I went sharsies on Poland and all that happened was I got partial custody of a freaking nag!! No fun at all!! 'Where's my representation?' 'Why can't my people speak Polish?' Blah, blah, BLAH!! Pain in my ass!!

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, then he really didn't find them at all!

Maybe you just weren't doing it right. If they're nagging, you gotta smack their rump! Just like the Lithuania recipes says.

[frausuumcuique]

But he brought them to the people!! That's what counts!!

...But then I'd have to touch Poland's ass!! That's almost as gross as touching Lithuania!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Finding them is what counts! Like Christopher Columbus.

That's what gloves are for! Or a, whatchacallit, that Austria has!

[frausuumcuique]

I'M NOT MARRYING POLAND!!!

[You did mean a marriage license right? As far as she knows that's how Austria keeps people in line anyway...]

[(Anonymous)]

... Wat. Who said you should marry Poland? I'm talking about, you know! It's not a whip but it's a smacky thingy??

[frausuumcuique]

I'm not using a whip on her either!!! Y-You vile little pervert!! Gah!! Gross!! Ick! I'd rather let France cop a feel!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not a pervert! It's a solution to not wanting to touch Poland's ass! Gosh!

[frausuumcuique]

I don't want to do anything to her ass!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Well then stop complaining about her nagging if you aren't going to do anything about it!

[frausuumcuique]

Clearly you've never met Poland...

[(Anonymous)]

No... but I've heard corporal punishment works if you just apply it enough! Even for nations, I would think.

[frausuumcuique]

[twitches, it does indeed work on nations!]

I'm not her freaking keeper!! Buzz off you've killed the mood now!

[(Anonymous)]

[always good to know tbh]

There's no need to be rude, I was giving sound advice! Maybe you need a few rump smacks if you're going to be so sour, goodness gracious.

[frausuumcuique]

Come near my ass and I will break your hand.

[squints at your way of talking] Are you Austrian?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh relax, I wouldn't spank you, I'd get someone else to do it...

No, American! Red, white and blue!!!

[frausuumcuique]

Ha!! Real freaking funny kid!!! Like there's anyone around who could!

[sighs and rolls her eyes at that, of course]

[(Anonymous)]

I bet Germany could do it. And Austria, if she wanted to. And Australia, he--er...she, I guess--could wrassle you across her lap.

[~*~*~BALD EAGLE~*~*~]

[frausuumcuique]

Germany??? I'm a land that speaks German do you mean me? And Austria couldn't get that close to me if she tried!!! And that little shit in the middle of fucking nowhere the Netherlands found? Are you even trying!?

[(Anonymous)]

I mean Germany! You know! Your brother...errr...sister! Austria could so, she could talk you into getting closer, and then take advantage of that.

Australia isn't little... he's..err...she's your size, but with more muscle.

Come to think of it, Cuba could definitely spank you, too.

[frausuumcuique]

We all speak German but none of us call ourselves Germany that'd just be presumptuous as shit!!! Has a nice ring to it though....

Yeah, yeah, after the public humiliation beat down I just gave her Austria isn't coming anywhere near but to lick my boots!!

It's real cute you think a bunch of little colonies could even dare something like that kid but I think you should use that imagination for something more awesome! Like tactics!!

[(Anonymous)]

Wellllllllll your sister does now! And you were technically Germany too for a while, I guess.

[:O puff!]

They're not little, I'm telling you! Both Cuba and Australia are as big as you are! It's not my imagination.

I am good at chess tactics... but... they aren't little anymore. Cuba is especially, ermmm, burly?

[frausuumcuique]

Nah, before this my name was the Teutonic Order! And which sister, because shit if Bayern thinks she's gonna pass her weird-off dialect as German and call herself Germany she's got another fucking thing coming!!

Oh!! Chess is good! See, you should focus all your attention on chess and not on pretending little colonies are big!! Amerika was a one-off because the awesome me stepped in, but I'm not running a freaking charity here!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know--she's... she's tall? And has short hair? And muscles?

But I'm nooooooooooot [anon is going to whine now therre's only so much they can take] they are big! It's not my fault you're all old timey from the past! Maybe you should read a new history book.