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356 vivacious vampires

Oh vampires! Oh meme! It's October, which is officially Halloween season. And... Himaruya is back? Kind of? Sort of? In a way. I wonder if we'll ever find out what happened on Halloween. Or if it will forever remain... a mystery. Much like the decision making process behind most of these titles.

Enjoy part 356!

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[A-aww. He kneels down and spreads his arms for a hug.]

What? Can ya dodge better now?

I can already dodge good, see?

[shows by avoiding your arms, running in a circle around you, and coming in for a landing against your chest]

Uff!

[And he wraps his arms around you!]

Ya improved a lot!

I've been practicing. Where did you go, were you conquering things?

Very good!

[Let him ruffle your hair.]

Nope. I've learned more stuff about food in the future though.

[He likes the food from the future.]

So, what did ya want me ta guess?

[nooooo not the hair! batting your hand away]

I forgot, but now I'm hungry...

[cause you had to go and mention food]

Why aren't you conquering things? Did you forget how? Can you conquer dinner for me?

[He chuckle at that reaction. But he will stop.]

How could ya forget?

[Food is a very nice topic, okay?]

'Cause I'm here on the meme? Ya can't conquer anything here. But lets see if we can get ya dinner.

I forgot cause I was dodging and then I was hungry and then you were talking.

[duh]

You can conquer stuff, the other Sadik conquered stuff all the time, you just gotta be like...

[puffs up his chest all big and mighty and says in his deepest voice]

I'm conquering you now and you gotta listen to me conquering you cause if you don't then I'm gonna fight you and make you conquered and you don't want me to fight you cause I can beat you up and make you wash my feet and my feet stink very, very badly cause I'm a Sadik and I walk around all day and my feet stink.

[just like that]

Ya got ta learn how to remember things for longer! That's important too!

[If you want to be a good warrior. ~~And revolt one day.~~]

I'm not the other Sadik, I'm me!

[The other Sadik can do what he wants.]

What?

[Part of him feels offended, another wants to laugh but shouldn't.]

[stares]

[stares hard]

...

[stomach gurgles]

...

[Okay, let's call it ~~food time~~ a truce.

He gets up, carrying the little one as he walks.]

What do ya want ta eat?

[hangs on for the ride]

[feels like he's starving, he's gonna need a lot of food]

An elephant!

I doubt elephants are tasty.

[Don't stare little one. You are his trainee!]

Really? Did you eat one? Did you catch it with your hands? Did it crush you?

Nah. And I wouldn't be here if I had been crushed by one.

Ya wanna eat lamb chops?

Do you WANNA eat an elephant...?

[now he's torn between elephants and lambs]

Can I eat both?

Don't wanna. They're kind animals.

[And he likes lamb and beef better.]

Ya can have something else than elephant instead.

How do you know if elephants are kind? They can't talk, right? How can you tell if elephants are kind if they can't talk? And does that mean lambs aren't kind? Is that why we eat them? Cause they're mean? I don't think I've seen a lamb be mean before, what if they're secretly kind?

I've seen them as kid and they're like most animals. If ya leave them alone they leave ya alone. If ya feed or be good to them they'll remember that. Same like when ya hurt it. And we eat lambs because god said it's okay to eat them. But only when we have ta.

[One of the longest explanations in his life, so far.]

[thinks about it]

...so a lamb was mean to god and he told us to eat them cause he was mad?

...

[Well, he could leave it like this.]

Ya see, God told people which animals were okay ta eat. Like cows or chicken or lambs and sheep, but not because he was mad at them. Ya wouldn't eat cats for example, would ya? I wouldn't.

[stares at you in ABSOLUTELY HORROR]

Cats are not for eating! No one would eat cats!

[But this horror got the point across.]

See? So are other animals, like elephants or others. They simply aren't for eating.

[pouts and flops]

But you can't pet an elephant like you can pet cats.

[so there]

I never said that elephants are there ta be pet.

[Let him cup your face... and pull your lips up to a smile. Don't be grumpy!]

we wanted ta eat something, didn't we?

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